Newbornbairn
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Am I the only one Googling to see who some of these folk are?
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7 minutes ago, SlipperyP said:
Mosquito ned
I can just hear that high pitch Weegie whine
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1 Andy Murray
2 Benny Lynch
3 Jim Clark
4 Ken Buchanan
5 Stephen Hendry
6 Chris Hoy
7 Kenny Dalglish
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I avoid that awful stiff feeling the next day by not playing 5s.
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It's not a sport if you compete sitting down.
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2 hours ago, carpetmonster said:
ChatFTP
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1 hour ago, Long Suffering Bairn said:
This guy, the Alba football presenter was at the Edinburgh game. He was standing pitch side of the advertising hoarding in front of the KM stand on the right, wearing a press bib for some of the second half.
Makes me think the camera on the scaffolding was Alba.
Hiya Tim, hiya pal.
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6 hours ago, Hard Graft said:
Collected wife at Pick Up point at Glasgow airport. Drove in and out in 3 minutes and charged £5.50. Robbing Cnuts
£6 at Bristol. I think Aberdeen might be £10
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Was just thinking that.
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53 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Anyone been across the Millau in France? I once got the main French engineer boy (Virlogeux) across to Dundee to give a talk on it when it was mid construction. In all fairness he was a bit of a boring c**t.
Aye, my wife absolutely hated it.
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Lucky, lucky b*****d
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Could someone set fire to the Norn Iron weirdos please?
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Just now, Ludo*1 said:
I'll take Kenny Dalglish, Dennis Law and Chris Hoy off the top of my head.
Good, because the weight of the three of them is curdling your brain.
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Not anything particularly reliable but heard he was interested in coming here and doing his coaching badges.
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So, Paul Hanlon?
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Ach, just another bigot away to explain himself to the big man.
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There's video of the Russians cutting off one guy's ear and trying to make him eat it. Also wiring up another one's balls to a car battery. Expect they'll say whatever they've been told to.
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They must have a system that ensures boarding announcements only go out one at a time over the tannoy. This morning it clearly wasn't working as the announcements ran out on top of each other. Chaos.
Incidentally, where do they teach the lassies to speak like that? You see them blethering normally at the gate then they switch on the microphone and speak like a startled ferret swallowing a billiard ball.
Easyjet just nippily announced a 30 minute delay due to "the usual Edinburgh facilities"
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That reminds me, the Edinburgh lads yesterday; did they have a smoke bomb at the start or did one of them fart virulently?
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11 minutes ago, Harry Kinnear said:
Got to feel for a lot of they seats at TFS today, they aren’t used to being empty when there is a team in Navy Blue on the pitch.
Bit sickening seeing all those Union Jacks
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45 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
Did you load the pizza in using a blunderbus?
It stuck on the shovel thingy!
Funny enough, we were looking at the Ooni but all the pellets seemed a bit of a faff.
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First go with the pizza oven. Went to load it with the shovel and all the toppings flolloped in and started burning. Bit of hurried scooping and 2 minutes later - voila. Looks awful, tastes awesome.
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Farid.
One season of magic, never repeated anywhere.
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