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Last two.

Its not even a meal deal ffs, it's just a wrap. Maybe the pain was too much or she was skint and the crisps and juice will be added later.

That's a Sports Direct special that. Does it come with a free giant mug?

Wasn't sure whether to post this in the tattoo thread or this one but someone has taken their dedication to discounted sandwiches a bit too far.

Two foot-stools I think.

Not sure if this one has been posted before.

Got an infection around an impacted wisdom tooth so took a couple of pain killers and retired for a lie down in the bedroom for half an hour. One of the neighbours is cleaning out his car with "Keep Breathing" by Ingrid Michaelson spewing on repeat from his car radio. Wondering what the likely sentence would be for creative use of hoover attachments as murder weapons

Preparing to give an opinion of the last few pages of this thread.

Took a photo of our two at the Dogs Trust fun day a couple of weeks ago. Just noticed the big guy in the background raging at not being asked into the photo.

Needs to sand it down imo.

That's fine then, didn't fancy getting involved in yet another argument with folk.

I dont want any further action taken on our behalf but worried the company we bought from might given there was an obvious attempt to steal the parcel.

I ordered some stuff from a website (pet supplies, nothing dodgy before anyone asks). I got a text from DPD to say that my delivery address had been changed and the package had been delivered to the new address. When I challenged the supplies site they admitted that they slapped the wrong email address on my parcel and the person who's email address it was received an alert, changed the delivery address to their own and signed for the package (with my name). By an amazing coincidence the package was delivered to the address of an ex-friend so we asked a mutual friend to enquire on our behalf. The ex-friend denied that the package ever arrived with her even though DPD have a record of it. The company sent me out a repeat order with a few freebies to make up for the cockup but we were wondering if the homeowner is likely to have any action taken against them for this? Would rather avoid further confrontation with them but I imagine we'll get blamed despite the whole thing stemming from their dishonesty. The goods we bought were only worth around £35.

I'm a secondary school teacher and normally inservice days are full of box ticking guff for us. I'm convinced that it's purely to stop us doing anything useful. Our head teacher decided to give over the last in service day of the year to department work so we could just get development work and admin stuff done. Of course we do still have a ton of shit to do still but it was nice at the time.

He largely under-performed with us over the course of last season in one of the worst Championships in memory and you're surprised he wound up at Dunfermline? They love signing our diddies.

Get a niger seed feeder! We get loads of these in our garden, they like sunflower hearts and niger seeds.

I didn't realise that the juveniles had red on their heads too.

Seem to have a pile of woodpeckers visiting our garden just now. Spotted what I assumed was a pair at first but turned out to be two adult males that flew off across the road together. Did wonder why it was always males I was seeing but assumed there was a female nearby looking after young. Weird to see two lads in the garden at the same time (it's not a big garden). Has there ever been a documented case of homosexual woodpeckers?

I'm going to assume this is probably BranchTon?

Taken just after she'd let rip with an eye-watering fart.

Can folk stop fucking mentioning Monkey Tennis! He'll come back, post something, someone will quote it and we'll all end up having to read it.

Coca cola, McCoy hot chilli and a Fry's cream (Orange preferably but peppermint is also acceptable).

Wee Jake trying his best not to look too shagged out after a walk round the park. He did manage up Dumyat the other week so not bad going given he's 15 in August.

How in the hell did I manage to miss this?! "Do you really think the cops are that stupid?" .... "Yes."