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Hope nobody I know has died tbh.

Randy Orton just tweeted about Gary Harkins celebration

Posting this here as nobody cares about reading match threads. Jim McAlister RKO'd Harkins as a celebration today. #RKOoutofnowhere

Major Spoiler below:

Pissing myself at this.

Protestants call it Londonderry. We must be catholic. f**k the Queen.

Growing up in Dundee and supporting the club home and away I only learned that Dundee were supposed to be traditionally protestant and United catholic when I started reading Weegies saying it on online forums.

Arabs are absolutely seething because the Police have never been on their case about being too mental. Even with all their throwing of ticker tape, card displays and other look-at-us activities they will never better The Derry.

Also highly hypocritical of DCT to accuse anyone of being sectarian considering their own historic employment practices.

Laughable

Agreed. Tory c***s.

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/dundee-united-groundsman-admits-sexual-assault-at-tannadice-1.143402 Beasts.

Think their paper's are dying so they are desperate for scandal and sensationalised events for click-bait. Sad times.

Help me plz. Somebody must ken.

The dreh boke.

This isn't in the actual SPFL rules is it?

It's a piece of blow-moulded plastic FFS. For £50 each you could source cushioned armchairs.

When they say "14 damaged seats" what they mean is that the screws that attach the pieces of plastic to the wooden bench have come out. Negligible cost. Police aren't daft. They won't make what is currently a minor issue into a major issue by declining a safety certificate.

Getting a new laptop this week. I'm not an idiot but can't be bothered reading loads of shite about specs. Just needing for internet, some games like FM and Civ5 (Civ 6 when it comes out) and maybe a bit of MATLAB or CAD stuff. After 10 minute search looking only at processor, memory and hard-drive I'm thinking about getting this - http://www.pcworld.co.uk/gbuk/laptops-netbooks/laptops/laptops/hp-pavilion-15-n268sa-15-6-laptop-black-silver-21862441-pdt.html Would be willing to pay more for something obviously better but does anyone ken? Thanks.

Billie-Jae is the worst I've came across. Edit: Probably should have worded that different.