stuart.

It's a joke parodying all the sister/brother/mum/cousin/dog/ statuses.

That's the one, thanks my man.

That isn't it, thanks for trying though.

What is the joke where the humour is derived from the similarities between the word sitzu and the phrase "shit zoo"

If you have or had a dog who has made you laugh, brightened your life, and every day, silently accepted your tears without judgment, snuggled with you, forgiven your faults and loved you unconditionally make this your status - Dogs are a gift most of us don't deserve - Re-post this if you share or have shared your life with an amazing dog or dogs xxx I think people make these up to be as pathetic as possible to see how many people take the bait.

The director needs sacked after those last 2 throws from Lewis.

Vince McMahon is Trump's adviser (the Nick role) on The Apprentice USA on BBC1 just now, just saying like...

How come he always takes the board off the wall and signs it and gives it away but none of the other players do? That is annoying.

Pipe is a fairly slow player.

not me man http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

See earlier, someone posted a picture of Darth Vader and some really old guy out a Star Wars film (one of the new ones). It is quite a famous scene from the film, can someone post a link to it or tell me the name of the old guy so I can search myself?

If those are the best 8 that RAW have got then it isn't very good. This whole RAW seems a little pointless to me, clearly Punk will need to return with the title at some point, rendering this stuff tonight as irrelavent. Unless they are going to go for an old champ v new champ somewhere down the line? Or they get involved in a cross promotion thing with another company and their wrestler wins the belt and signs for WWE? I dunno though. Should this be in a spoiler thing?

I would never go to a school reunion in the first place. Hey, see on youtube when you are watching something, you know the wee red bar at the bottom, what is the yellow bar that you see after 10 seconds in this clip? it is on some youtube things but not others. Do you understand?

I also think it got played in a club I was in when I was pretty drunk last week. Or a bar? Thanks.

Excellent, it's called "Sweet Disposition" by The Temper Trap, never heard of it and never heard of them, so how do I know the song? Thanks.

Did anyone just see the trailer for the Tony Robinson thing about Australia? What was the song getting used for it? It is fairly new and is bugging me that I can't figure out who sings it. It kinda has a bit in it where it goes "a moment, a _____, a ______, a _______, a _______, a ________, a ________ something something oveeerrrrrrrr" with the _________s being words I don't know. Green dot for the man that gets this.

Nice wan man

Can anyone help me find my league tables thread?

Nah, I meant could you maybe take it back to a car showroom and they could clean it really well and make it seem like new again?

See when you get a new motor and the car sales place makes it all smell nice and clean and all that man? Right? Can you put your car in somewhere to get it like that again, like a pure dead good clean man?

Just watched Tough Enough there, Stone Cold is tremendous in it, wish he could come back to the ring more regularly.

Man up, you are an adult and can do what you want. Get the foot put down! Women like that I am informed...

My work are doing a pub golf thing and we need to wear golf clothes. Where can I get really garish and cheap stuff?

I get annoyed at the stadium announcer reading out the attendance, it annoys me. It annoys me even further when people applaud it. It is just a number - bah.

Are you saying the solution is to do it via a paypal account then?