Bobby Skidmarks
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13 hours ago, Flybhoy said:
I have an occasional recurring facial twitch that ive had since I was a wee boy, can be a wee bit embarrassing explaining to people I have just met.
Basically I sometimes, usually when im nervous or unsure about something I squint my eyes and make a small jerking motion with my head, my dad's solution to it when I was small was to violently hit me over the head whenever I did it which, naturally worked a treat.
Don't do it all the time, just when im anxious but pretty embarrassing truth be told.
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42 minutes ago, The Master said:
More importantly, is he (not) the only player mentioned in the Bible?
Frankincense MacAvennie.
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Carragher raging is lovely viewing.
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Portuguese police better pack some extra batons for head cracking tonight.
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Fucking hell, England are terrible.
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If the Dutch had a competent striker, this game would have been finished long ago.
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9 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said:
Aye the soft c***s don't like that
Stop pretending you’re Hulk Hogan, Gav.
Granny Danger could have you.
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Referring to someone as a “snowflake”
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13 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:22 minutes ago, Dee Man said:Just back from a work medical which, amongst other things, included a hearing test. The test is done in a small soundproof booth which the attractive older lady doctor called her "confessional box".
- "I'll be in here a while then", I hilariously replied, immediately regretting my highly predictable shite patter.
- "I thought she was 16 your honour, honest", she replied.
I was glad she took the heat off me with the terrible bantz, but if I'm being honest I didn't expect her to go down the route of beast chat.
Also, I'm not sure she knows what a confessional box is if she thinks it's a judge sat on the other side.I just assumed she thought you would be confessing your inappropriate relationship with young girls and she had anticipated that would be your defence when it reached court, no?
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So this poster kept the photo up just long enough for you to see it, then took it down?
Maybe a mod or Div would be able to confirm this, after all pictures of other peoples kids as avatars got Swampy a ban.
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Maybe it was the same person keeping 8mile up to date with screenshots of Jimmys twitter account that he mentioned earlier in the thread.
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13 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Aye youre right. I made it up.
He’s from Arbroath, he thinks he can reach the moon with a spear.
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Portobello is probably one of the nicest places in Edinburgh tbf.
They probably hid them as soon as they saw Philpy come in.
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50 minutes ago, throbber said:
No, usually I would like a roast earlier but it’s difficult having a 1 year old and it’s easier to eat in peace.I assume it’s now just a slab of lamb on a square plate as you probably nailed that bottle of red.
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What an utter shitfest. I’d rather open another PM from throbber than watch the previous 77 minutes again.
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7 minutes ago, throbber said:
The secret world of Alex Mack for anyone who didn’t know featured the younger sister from 10 things I hate about you you who possessed the ability to turn herself into a weird gooey substance which enabled her to slither underneath doors and the likes. A criminally underrated show considering absolute dross like The Fresh Prince still gets lauded to this day.
Alex Mack was shit, it was also aimed at pre pubescent girls which is why I’m not surprised it’s one of your favourite programmes.
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20 minutes ago, throbber said:
Didn’t know what that was but the amount of 30 somethings that are looking so fondly back on these atrocious tv programmes is annoying as f**k. Same goes for Fresh Prince, Sister Sister and Keenan and Kel - all absolute unfunny fucking pish.Sweet Valley High had two blonde twin 16 year old girls, I assumed teenage throbber would have been all over that like Zen Archer on a Mrs M post.
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I can see it being a high scoring end-to-end game with probably Liverpool winning. Klopp then announces he’s leaving for Juventus and Rab gets ejected from the stadium for trying to red dot an opposition fan with a felt tip.
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5 minutes ago, throbber said:
Saved by the bell was fucking atrocious television and anyone looking back fondly on it is a cretin.
You were more of a Sweet Valley High fan tbh.
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16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:32 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:In my head I'm saying it shaking and names appearing over the top of it as well. Just wish the fecking title would appear!
Feel like pure shit....
Cheers, sons crying now.
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It looks like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air or for some reason Noel’s Telly Addicts is stuck in my head.
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Didn’t bother reading 8miles big “reveal” as I’m not reading 25 pages of junior shite. But it would be interesting to hear @Estragon is a fud rebuttal.
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1 minute ago, welshbairn said:
Not enough forward slashes/divides/alternatives. It's Swampy trying out another role after his delivery driver for a Chinese restaurant in Texas died a death.
Has Banana been binned?
I certainly hope so. The racist c**t.
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Ultimate limit of human endurance found
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Making it through a Monkey Tennis post without failing asleep.