[Scotland Vs Kazakhstan 19th Nov 2019]

I can’t believe that was given.

[Scotland Vs Kazakhstan 19th Nov 2019]

What a lovely goal, placed it delicately in the corner. 

Started positively, let’s not sit back now.

[Scotland Vs Kazakhstan 19th Nov 2019]

Can someone pay Kenny131 the attention he’s desperate for? He might f**k off after that. 

[Scotland Vs Kazakhstan 19th Nov 2019]

1 minute ago, GiGi said:

Need Jack off for an attacker. Either in midfield or bring on Shankland.

I thought Jacks been one of our best players tbh, he’s taking the ball off the defence due to their inability to pass without using their shins. 

[Scotland Vs Kazakhstan 19th Nov 2019]

Just now, Antiochas III said:

Midfield not the defence is our problem... again

I mentioned the defence first I’ll have you know. 

[Scotland Vs Kazakhstan 19th Nov 2019]

As soon as Kazakhstan get into the final third you shit your pants as the centre halves are as mobile as Stephen Hawking on a pogo stick. 

Need more from McGregor tbh. 

[Maths homework]

I guarantee his friend didn’t cut him off for getting “Ideas above his station” though. 

 

[Manbag twats]

Plenty of room for a Ketchup piece in there, Philpy. 

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2 minutes ago, mathematics said:

Also, f**k all you c***s that can’t do maths.

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Hull City

[The Creepy & The Strange]

8 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said:

Absolutely gone at the thought of secret Bigfoot funerals in the middle of the wilderness.

The solemn procession through the trees, a Bigfoot priest officiating and the mournful attendees leaving to the strains of Daydream Believer by the Monkees whilst whispering to each other 'it's what he would have wanted'

 

You were ma wan desiyah 
 

 

 

[Heads Gone (The 8MileBU Awards)]

3 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

If I was Marsh I'd much rather that than a genuine photo though.

I think he was implying it was harsh on the speccy Failkirk lardass getting unfairly criticised for no reason. 

[Quick Question Thread]

42 minutes ago, throbber said:

 

I took my girlfriend to the one near Edinburgh Waverley when we weren’t long together and she still talks about how I never talked to her the entire time we were in there whilst I stuffed my face with plate after plate of chilli shredded beef, chicken wings and prawn crackers whilst making pig noise completely unaware of how ungracious I was being. In my defence it opened at 12 and we never had any breakfast.

 

Jimmy Chungs is fine dining for the Lonsdale generation. The one in Waverley shut down due to rat infestation and I think it’s a Wetherspoons now. Even better for you. 

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1 minute ago, oaksoft said:

In the middle of a generational housing crisis, you are sitting with 3 properties?

You'll be facing a tongue lashing in here from the left wingers I suspect.

Owning three properties doesn’t exactly make him Jeff Bezos, mate.

[Losing your virginity]

44 minutes ago, throbber said:

If it was my 16 year old son that was missing overnight in a foreign country after he’d been partying with people in their 20’s I doubt the first thing I would think to do upon finding him safe and well would be to throw stones at him. What a bizarre story.

The type of story you’d expect from a guy who hoses down men in the shower. 

[Music Chinese Whispers]

OMD - Ebola Gay

 

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17 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

Who could forget the Dundee remake?

'Shaved by the Bellend'

 

I forgot about Eugene.

 

what a c**t. 

[Mid-Life Crisis]

Sounds like throbbers father in law might be gay. 

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3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

 

Bennett front and centre, waiting for the pie eating contest.

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He looks like he’s in a care home, waiting for a foreign auxiliary he hates, to come and change his man nappy. 

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3 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

I don't want to turn this into a political thread, and @Moomintroll seems like a decent sort (i.e. he plays the P+B quiz) but I'd be interested to know his reasons for wanting to leave the EU.

Because he’s a Tory c**t.

No offence, Moomintroll.

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1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

Are there any high profile vegan footballers?

Pretty sure Hector Bellerin was pulled up by Alan Brazil for being a vegan and not being a solid meat eater like himself

[A View From The Terrace.]

45 minutes ago, gannonball said:

For half the diddy fans at the final it would be once in a lifetime thing actually seeing their team play in the flesh. Means more though Im sure.

You’re starting to sound bitter now, rolling out the “diddy” patter is pure Kincardine. 
 

You’re better than that. 

[A View From The Terrace.]

My heart bleeds for the Celtic fans, reaching a final or semi final could be a once in a lifetime thing. 

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2 hours ago, Scotty Tunbridge said:

HAHAHAHA Crispy pets on the board.