Bobby Skidmarks
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9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
The Brighton Bomb
Magee84 likes this.
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39 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:
Bare-foot over cobbles in a Scottish river. Inexplicably weird and horrible as f***.
Especially if there’s some Teuchter washing a dead rabbit upstream.
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Was Marshmallo the Principal?
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1 minute ago, Flybhoy said:
Vocals mainly, play a wee bit guitar but only to an average at best standard.
I’ve seen a video of Magee singing the Manic Street Preachers.
I am no longer a fan.
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18 minutes ago, ArabAuslander said:
Will die not knowing who is Number 1 in Tarmo's list...
Sad times.
The way that threads turned out, I think a lot of people are hoping for this.
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I don’t like zips being zipped back and forth real fast. I also won’t eat mangos as the fruit is the same texture as flesh.
Apart from that I’m relatively normal. Certainly no phobias of holey feet.
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14 minutes ago, bennett said:
Skidmarks was voted worst poster, the thread was temporarily removed and censored before being returned.
Sounds like your wet dream, Vicky.
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10 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:
One I remember from as far back as when I was a kid, sitting on the grass propping yourself up with your hands, but when you get up the palms of your hands have the pattern of the flattened grass embedded on them. I think if someone offered me a still saw to cut them off, i'd have taken it rather than wait the 15 minutes or so for them to return to normal.
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Just now, throbber said:
The video that he condemned was actually pretty saddening, the boy looks scared and then gets a slice of cheese on his face. Not sure who would find that kind of thing funny.I’m sure that’s been on the go for about a year. You’ve really got to stop getting your news from The Sun and The Daily Mail.
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1 minute ago, throbber said:
Have see a few videos of parents throwing cheese on their children’s face, Piers Morgan has already condemned it on the Suns twitter.
You better follow your heroes advice before winging a block of Cracker Barrel at your kids head.
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1 minute ago, Bairnardo said:8 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:A VLs perfect excuse.
Better or worse than deliberate pishing of ones self?
You’d have to ask @McKee that one.
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3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
Fear of holes. Quite a few likely to have it on here.
A VLs perfect excuse.
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Just now, Bairnardo said:17 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said:Always thought the brand sounded a bit cringy imo but it's definitely worth a look. Keep an open mind about your pizza choices and you'll enjoy it.
No c**t on P&B has an open mind about pizza choices.
I’m sure Deefiant posted something about always having coleslaw on pizza before he scammed his fellow fans out of a few pennies for coleslaw money.
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1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
You won't, it'll be Budweiser.
He might splash out on a Coors Light.
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3 minutes ago, throbber said:
My girlfriends sister was in Edinburgh for a wedding and no one had seen her and her 2 year old for a few months and they were staying with us on the Sunday, my girlfriend sent invites out organising a get together with her family as we hadn’t seen each other in a while, it was the child’s birthday and we had just moved into her house. I had spent the morning organising stuff for the party including buying a pretty expensive spread from Marks and Spencer’s for everyone and I went to pick up the SIL and her spouse and child from the train station for the party and when I got back several of the guests were tucking into my beer and no one bought any to the party.But, you were the host. Surely it was your duty to supply the food and drink.
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1 minute ago, throbber said:
The two year olds birthday stuff is way out of proportion, the what’s app group invitation didn’t say the get together was purely for the child’s 2nd birthday it was just another one of many reasons for the get together and it wasn’t my idea to consume any alcohol, the beers were already open when I arrived with a car load of guests.
I don’t think I’ve heard this story. Was this the one about the birthday party that didn’t cater enough alcohol for you?
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2 minutes ago, throbber said:
I’m not a wet blanket at all, I just think certain things shouldn’t be rapped about.
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1 minute ago, pandarilla said:
The taking offence thing really needs to calm the f**k down though. He's not poking fun at the tragedy in the reference.
And also I think those who were involved in the tragedy are going to be thinking about it on an almost daily basis. Folk getting offended on their behalf is just needless pity.@throbber has always been a bit of a wet blanket tbh.
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What a pitiful list.
Id probably pick Grant Hanley tbh. Even though he’s a fucking cart horse as well.
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5 minutes ago, hk blues said:
'cos it has an I in it?
So does Hull City.
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6 hours ago, sureiknow said:
Stan Kirsch from the Highlander TV Series dead aged 51.
There can be only one.
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31 minutes ago, hearthammer said:
Hey, everybody needs a hobby
Ripping the head off to episodes of the Golden Girls doesn’t seem too appealing.
Each to their own though.
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7 minutes ago, throbber said:
What about your sex offender status?I’ll leave that as a surprise, like you when you dunk your testicles in your ‘new friends’ mouths whilst they’re asleep.
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Fucking actor? The only good thing he’s been in is Billie Piper.