Bobby Skidmarks

From a guy I loved you the minute I heard you were coming. I loved you the minute you were born. Then I saw your face and fell in love some more. You were only a minute old, but I knew I would die for you and to this day I still would. When you choose to have a cat you make a conscious decision to allow your heart to walk around outside of your body. Put this on your status if you have cat you love more than life ♥♥ Deleted.

Thanks man, every time i look at my dad i strike it lucky.

Some twat on mine keeps posting up jokes every day from Sickipedia and tries to pass them off as his own work. He's also a complete w**k who's job is listed as Screenwriter (he's serious). He's on the rock n roll and updates his status on a Tuesday morning with gems like "time for a drink" and "heading down the canal with a bottle of buckfast" He's 32 and lives with his mum.

Neither could reverse swing the ball as accurately as Anderson. Anderson would be my first bowler on a team sheet for a match in England/Wales

I would have preferred to have seen Bopara have a run in the side at number 6 to see how he performs with the pressure off. The guy IMO is more talented than Morgan at Test Cricket but hasn't really performed. I would hate to see him wasted at test level a la Mark Ramprakash. Also, he's pretty handy with the ball. edit- spelling mistake

This has been posted on my newsfeed every day since Hunday, without the slightest change in punctuation or spelling from the only person i would put forward to depict the Rancor from Return of the Jedi on "Stars in their Eyes". Seriously, putrid.

This but exceptionally strong

mind him telling us all that he will be cruising in his mini. coming into work.. noticed the turn up for his 2 (3 ) leaving nights. think he took the hint and had the grace not to turn up for the third The poor b*****d was always off one one, he always had to go one better, if you had been to Tenerife he'd been to Elevenerife. His leaving nights escapade was a complete farce. i remember seeing him at his Xmas night out, it was half 7 he had finished work at 5.30 and had to go back to Fife to get changed and come back to Edinburgh. In that time he had told me he had demolished 2 bottles of vodka. He was stone cold sober. Lies

No i'm not her friend, I've seen her and she looks like Admiral Ackbar. I loved how he took pictures and put them on FB as his new car, but my mum drives it. I got caught with him in the lift once and he told me he was going to Thailand for 6 day a week training sessions with Thai kick boxers. I asked him what he would do on the 7th day, he said " Go on an elephant trek" . Complete fud. He also once told me he was distantly related to Jack Daniels and is entitled to discounts when he buys it.

His latest updates are accidentally comical, like how he suplexes his opponents. The twat thinks he's Ric Flair. He's also got more stories than the Bible, my personal favourites include that he lives in an old 23rd century house and how his girlfriend is planning on opening a high quality art gallery in Lochgelly because she's good at paint by numbers.

To be honest the worst on my Facebook is our friend Baxter, who reckons he's an MMA star despite being a 3 metre Peter and weighing 6 stone.

Including yours you bawsack or did you forget i was on this and your pal on Facebook

Scream 4 - Pretty much a pile of unoriginal shit but that girl from Heroes would get her back door smashed in. 2/10

Just went to see Paul, although i am a big Spaced/Shaun of the dead fan i thought it was a bit, well...meh It missed the Edgar Wright influence and swung more towards the Apatow style smug humour. 4/10.

1. Posting up songs constantly 2. Needy people who update it like twitter 3. Requests from people you havent seen in years-for good reason 4. Farmville/Cafeville/Mob Wars pish 5. People proclaiming their love for their partner

I concur entirely, they were fantastic and Garvey knew how to work the crowd. The only downside was i was stuck next to a few p***ks that just came to hear the "Peter Kay song"

I hate that wee p***k, apparently he isnt a student and was on his way to a "job interview" .. When can you start son?!

Four Christmases- An hour and a half of my live i'll never get back The Social Network- Quite a good film though, although seeing a guy make a billion before he's 24 makes you feel a tad worthless Trading Places- "f**k off", top quality.

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