Bobby Skidmarks

I made Stovies, i run out of oatcakes to pile them on so I used Digestives. I can't recommend this highly enough.

Awright Doll, fancy planting yer gums aroond this monster.

Currently 3/4 of the way through. So far, i think its extremely good.

Probably, she had to relocate to Thurso as there were about 300 students fighting for 20 traineeships in Edinburgh. There is a lot of oil money up there but the only ones in the company that seem to prosper are the partners. As as soon as people qualify, they leave immediately. There is a surprising amount of pro bono work that goes on, far more than i thought. I don't however doubt this is evened out, but like i said its the partners that choose to withdraw a large salary...well in that firm anyway.

My missus took the advanced 2 year LLB at Napier and did her Diploma at Edinburgh, but her traineeship lasts for 2 years. Her current salary is much less than mine and i am not working in the field i graduated in and I barely work a 37 hour week. I don't know if that speaks volumes about the underpayment of solicitors or whether i landed a cushy number. I do know however she has to deal with a lot of shit that gets pawned off on her similar to the trainee/apprenticeship of trades/nurses/doctors by the qualified solicitors within the business. I do feel that they get a hard time for the job they do, which is as essential to society as a Nurse(which my mother is) or a Doctor. (which her father is).

Yep, I think it was along the lines of "are you choking for a poking" nothing better than a cheeky booty call text. Steve has judged me all weekend, he knows i've been bad and has no sympathy, The p***k.

There was a camera on the go, so i'll see what i can do. Waking up without your shirt on but still your tie is quite a talent when you're drunk. I sent off a text to a workmate who has yet to reply... i could be in trouble.

I have no idea how i got home from my Christmas night out on Friday, i have spent the last two days in my flat cringing about the potential situations i put myself into as i can't remember the last 3 hours. I just received a text from my manager apologising for the shape she was in. I have the beer fear big time. Tomorrow is going to be horrible.

I wouldn't touch Carlsberg mate, To be honest, the Tuborgs going down quite well once you get used to the slightly perfumed taste that Miller used to have.

Scrooged Undeniably my favourite Christmas film, Murray is at his best in this, some of the lines are pure genius and quotable. 9/10

I thought i had a bottle of wine in the house, turns out its been drunk and put back in the wine rack. Probably one of my ingenious plans to cover up how much i've drunk with the missus. Had to do a mad dash to the cornershop for an 8 pack of Tuborg. Its nasty stuff but he's selling it for 5.99

He made a guest appearance at the Hive too

A Time to Kill A good enough film with a stellar cast, not a patch on Missippissi's Burning though which i felt handled the racist tension in the deep south miles better. The 2nd best Grisham adaptation after The Rainmaker. 6/10

There's a sad bitch on mine who keeps on "fraping" herself and pretends its her mates... I keep her on because she has the best bikini pictures.

A shitty work coffee that cost 16p from the machine.

I saw your response and a part of me died inside. I thought she only dug Skidmarks.

You can step up mate, i broke my banjo string after seeing Fatima Whitbread in shorts last night.

Who's "Stacey" and why is she sending PM's to everybody?

Some guy posts on shit X-Factor updates. I still dont know what it means, but no-one takes him on.