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Zen Archer (Raconteur)

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  1. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    I realise the humour you were searching for, but, FFS morons, was the objective part of my statement
  2. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    FFS morons, just add gravy granules.
  3. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Not you, numpty, the Calfs' muscle.
  4. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Is this muscle anywhere near it's perineum ?
  5. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Aye fucking right.
  6. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Slow Cooker.
  7. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Do you honestly wait 364 days inbetween eating Pancackes? Edit. The premise of you question, fucked the maths in my reply.
  8. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Given that Easter is classed as a moveable feast, thus pancake day must be too. Signed, A.Thiest.
  9. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Is he a classmate of Simon Mensing ?
  10. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    I think it is called The Cross of Larraine. That's all I've got.
  11. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Do you sing like Shirley Bassey?
  12. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Very proficient of you
  13. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Is that your boyfreind?
  14. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    It's the inner circle of an inner circle of....... No it's not, it's a downward spiral of F**k all, invented by people who don't like alcohol................ Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny,................
  15. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Careful with the crayon.
  16. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    A wee tip. Remember, whilst entering a room the way the door opens. While exiting, it works the other way. i.e. Push, Pull.
  17. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    It looks like a scene from Midnight Cowboy.
  18. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Fixed
  19. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Flowers, Wine, Johnnies. Definitely no cooking utensils/ food processors etc.
  20. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    A joint burrial would certainly save money.
  21. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    I see, you try to appease me with abnornalities, sadly I have seen past your techniches, courtesy of my CIA training. Shortly, you will receive a knock at the door, from some chap proclaiming, " Your Knicked" etc.
  22. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Do not flatter yourself. From what your freinds tell me, your'e a "MINGER"
  23. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    You are grooming me are'nt you? Is that supposed to be peace or Perve? Do you have stumpy fingers?
  24. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    This is an improvement, now point it in the direction of a vagina, I'm sure the member will do the rest. Fact, The bellend has fanny batter receptors, ( similar to taste buds ), Anyhow you'll get there. Back of the net.
  25. Zen Archer (Raconteur)
    Sorry, missed the bit where you said you were a virgin. IRONY YAWN, BACK AT YA
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