SEETHING

^^^ blatantly preparing for defeat ^^^

Loads of tickets still available mate - there'll probably be a cash turnstile.

HD is more chilled-out now because he has a bird.

I can't think about anything else. One way or another, I don't know what the f**k I'm going to do when this is all over Through in Glasgow today for work - grey, raining a bit. The pitch is going to be very, very slippery tomorrow.

Yes, those two things are entirely unconnected.

Serious question - who actually gives a f**k about attendances? I have no control over what thousands of other Hearts fans choose to do with their cash on a given Saturday, and Hibs fans are in the same boat. If HMFC or HFC, as institutions, marketed themselves as "The Club That Always Sells All Their Tickets", then fair enough.

^^^ rattled by the news ^^^

***MR ROMANOV WILL BE IN ATTENDANCE AT THE SCOTTISH CUP FINAL***

Genuinely in love with that man.

Reported.

My guess is "Sweet Sixteen", starring one-time Morton player, Martin(?) Compton.

Facebook "holiday" pics or gtfo. e: not of "Boothy".

Very harsh on Black's bird imo.

That is objectively false, but if it makes you feel better, who am I to convince you otherwise? My point is that Hibs are absolutely rotten, but then again, we all knew that.

Uncle Nods sounds like a creepy c**t tbh.

I watched Hibs beat Aberdeen in the semi final. Both sides were beyond awful, and that was only a few weeks ago.

I'm having recurring visions of Rudi fizzing a first-time drive into the corner from 20 yards, completely out of the blue. Would be quite pleased with that tbh.

Celtic are much much better than Hibs though - that defence will be aware that they've barely conceded a goal to Hibs all season. I love all of the armchair-psychology going on, btw (above included).

Will genuinely commit harakiri in the West Stand as the final whistle goes if this happens.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Gormless fucking mugs

Gonna quote + greggy every post Happy Hibee's made today after Hearts lift the cup.

Annoni, if you accidentally end up mobilising thousands of Rangers fans who attempt to blockade Hampden...

What a not-at-all-fruity plan.