SEETHING

I also like the wee "p.s. he was a convicted rapist", just to avoid any potential confusion as to whether he actually had an innocent motive.

I just got the Tesco 3.3l one for £12. It's great - it turns shitey bits of meat into incredible bits of meat!

I gave you a green dot, then thought "No, hang on - it should be The Futuristic Zone", but now I can't take it back.

That sort of shite does my head in too. Well done, you drink a lot. Similarly, when people are all nudge-nudge about it - stuff like "I may have imbibed a few too many alcoholic beverages t'other night!". f**k off. Humanity is doomed.

^^^ Oedipus ^^^

Tremendous. I have 239 Facebook friends. I've culled my list a couple of times before; should probably do it again.

Post that on her wall, then post the results here.

Use of the phrases "on the ground" and "on the front lines" is fucking annoying. They don't mean anything.

I was at that game, and am 99% sure that it was Brian Reid who went in goals.

Paul Merton ruins Have I Got News For You with his attention-seeking, smug, abrasive attitude and LOLRANDOM humour. Hate the p***k.

Ah yes, the classic "pished yourself" look. Never goes out of fashion. What the fucking f**k is that.

One last tug, aye?

Making this my status post-haste.

f**k off L4L you wee arsehole. If I was anything like him on messageboards when I was his age...I'm so sorry.

All tattoos are terrible; you've made a horrible mistake.

Of course it's annoying; it's disrespectful to everyone who puts the hours in to pass exams legitimately!

One of my fondest childhood memories is being dumbstruck as someone guessed the Bonus Catchphrase after only a single square had been revealed (it was "Roman Nose").

I don't grudge people not speaking in tutorials. All this year my tutorials have had some kind of participation mark attached, so you kind of force yourself to speak up now and again. When I did International Private Law Ordinary as an outside course, it was bliss just turning up, sitting back and not feeling any pressure to contribute.

Congrats to everyone getting unconditionals; it's a nice feeling knowning that you can afford to piss about in 6th year (not that it stopped me getting three As in my Advanced Highers, of course ). I've got a couple of months of my postgrad Diploma left, then the best days of my life are over.

Hey guys, I'm currently "in training" for the Meadows (half) Marathon in Edinburgh on the 6th of March. I was out running last Thursday when my left knee sort of went, and it became too uncomfortable to continue. I'm pretty sure that it was "Runner's Knee", as the pain was coming from just below the kneecap. I want to get out and resume training at some point soon, but I'm worried about aggravating any injury. My knee feels better, but not 100% - even when I'm walking around the house it doesn't feel quite right. How long do you think I should leave it until risking it again? Would getting a tubigrip help? Cheers.