Mr Waldo

cheese

Speirs

screw

I like listening to Chas 'n' Dave and think "ain't no pleasing you' is an all time classic..

shanks

envy

I found Tenerife expensive this year. I always depends on how flexible you are with dates. I've always found Barrhead Travel to be good - T'internet teletext holidays - if you want to gamble on no ash clouds. I am sure you'll get Greece cheap! - I ended up a fortnight in Turkey S/C for just over £300.

Accidently clip their heel with your trolley. Oops sorry. Then smirk and the wee gits.

Force

Goodwillie

postcard

If you are on national minimun wage, you should visit the doctor.

Jaw

Dong

arrest

People discussing music when I want to read about how some a have no sympathy for drug users are annoying! edit - maybe this should have been in the 'petty things that annoy you' one!

Feeling pleased when making a fine attempt at sport and telling of my "horse nearly winning but for the horseless rider". Feeling not so please when I asked her to imagine a wee man in colourfull silks sprinting down the course at forty miles an hour.

coupon

lap

Where have 'We are all Neil Lennon''s posts gone? I was enjoying trying to communicate with this strange new life form.

toon

Aye, Ye certainly don't want the arse to fall out.

biscuit

Rental

Lovely weather at the weekend - powerwashed all my patio and path. Dug over and prepared my flower beds - found an old trumpet, but I rooted it oot. Waiting on my Pansies ('paintbox') being delivered.