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I've just put this in the Chinese Whispers thread; David Bowie's cover of I'm waiting for the Man is better than the original by The Velvet Underground IMO.

David Bowie - I'm Waiting for the Man. Better than the Velvet Underground IMO.

Source?

Aye, Aird wasn't much better last night. McManus and M'Voto the only players getting pass marks for us. Talbot, Williamson, Wedderburn and Clark had semi-acceptable performances. We need to start playing with much more width again. We caused teams so many problems early on in the season with a wider shape.

You obviously weren’t at EEP in 2006 be Celtic.

Decent summary that, cheers Adam. I also find it hard (but sadly not all that surprising) that at least one stupid old c**t thinks there’s nothing wrong with homophobic chanting. I like the idea of a scoreboard at EEP. No idea why but it’s something I’ve wanted to see for a while. As soon as I saw safe standing mentioned I knew the issue of funds would halt it for now. It would be absolutely brilliant if we could get that installed at some point though, especially in the NW.

I'd like to go to an open mic night just to see some of the horrifically shit people who think they're fucking hilarious.

Aye I've seen those, pretty awful patter as expected.

That "former footballer Paul Gascoigne has arrived at the scene saying he is a friend of Raoul Moat" still gets retweeted onto my timeline now and then. Peak Gascoigne.

You don't appear to understand football very well.

I can't imagine he'll be replacing anyone in our starting 11. Not right now anyway. Mind you, there's a chance he could come in straight away since it's a cup game and if he does really well he could start next week against St Mirren.

Considering all the motivational bollocks footballers seem to Tweet these days, I find this hard to believe.

I remember the “you’ll never be a lawyer” chants to Derek Stillie as well. Don’t know exactly when he studied though.

Oft.

Aaaand it’s Craigen.

If it’s Craigen, I can’t imagine him getting a glowing review from Falkirk fans. Aird was like that, mind you. Better be a real fucking player as well and not some sponsorship or marketing bollocks.

Got my folks one of those coffee machines where you put the wee pods in. Easy to use, no clean-up involved and some of the coffees are pretty good, even though I’m not a big coffee drinker by any stretch of the imagination. Got a hand blender as well that does the same as a food processor but is 100X easier to clean.

Pretty sure Martin and Paton would be the middle two, aye. I've been really impressed with Paton the last few weeks. He hasn't exactly had any outstanding games but he's taken his chance to get back into the first eleven, and seems more composed and reliable on the ball than he has ever done with us. Got a real soft spot for oor Mick.

I'd like to see two central midfielders before we look anywhere else. It's not exactly inconceivable that Nat and/or Shiels could get themselves suspended or injured, in which case we would be left with zero natural CMs, rendering us utterly fucked. We can be strengthened in other areas, but we don't actually need cover anywhere else as much as in CM.

Pathetic behaviour.

Tbf that isn't exactly a homophobic chant. Just stupid and shite patter.

Seriously? That's piss poor if true.

The Libertines - The Man who would be King

The Jam - News of the World

That's pretty shocking for a full-time football player tbh.