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They must be very well-hydrated.

That sounds good, but you’ll need to watch you don’t overdo it at your age.

Cheers auld yin. Any plans for the big 40(FORTY)th coming up?

The very definition of ‘scrambling for relevance’ here, Bairnardo.

I doubt many people in the division, least of all Pars fans, are likely to forget the admin period.

Fucking shock that BPM is like a fly over shite with this post. Good effort.

Moisturiser.

Hand cream.

Funny as f**k if he turns out to be shite.

Catfish and the Bottlemen are, at best, a completely average band.

Is it some kind of folder/organiser?

A ring binder?

Hope Jackie Bird gives up the smack soon.

Watching Charles ‘run’ was the highlight of the series IMO.

I still can't get over "appointed the wrong man." Everyone should stop biting to his pish now.

What a fucking crackpot.

To whom was that directed? His dad or the footballer?

Wasn't it Lee Mair who (claimed he) gave away Tony Kroos' jersey because he didn't know who he was?

The most Elizabeth moment was precisely that. She was told that a customer left a review saying she was rude, loud and aggressive. Elizabeth denied the claim by answering the question in a rude, loud and aggressive manner. Absolute c**t of a person.

I’m just really pleased that Elizabeth doesn’t win.

Fucking top patter, mate.

Christ, even I’m quite gutted at that. Moult has been a great player to have in Scottish football. ‘Well fans must be devastated.

She better have been an utter c**t, otherwise you're a horrible, heartless b*****d.

Isn't every case going to be different, though? Can't people gauge when remarks of these nature are acceptable, or is it always unacceptable? Did that male model feel comfortable with the flirting and the comments about his six pack and somehow make this known, or was he just there doing his job when Elizabeth 'slipped' and touched his crotch 'by accident'? I'd imagine there are thousands of workplaces in the country where such comments and innuendos are reciprocated by both parties, and thousands where people (male and female) are pushed beyond their comfort zones by smutty comments and gestures.