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P&B should have a feature that shows you what a poster is most known for. A bit like Homer's personal analysis thing when he's looking for a husband for Patty/Selma; you hover the mouse over a profile, and up comes a list of their 'famous' posts, preferences and ideas. Almost like a permanent record, when someone outs themselves as a bigot, a racist, or did something fucking hilarious, it is forever marked on their profile.

Genuine question; is that a picture of Limmy on the poster on the right-hand side?

Liam can be pretty funny but Christ, does he talk some utter pish. Noel, on the other hand, seems like a genuinely decent person and would probably be a pleasure to sit and chat with.

Read that statement when it came out and, from the very first sentence, thought it was written atrociously. Such a poor statement.

Probably still Arctic Monkeys at the top for me, haven't listened to them nearly as much as I used to, but I doubt they'll ever be replaced as my favourite band. Really hard to put the rest in any kind of order really, but it'd be some kind of combination of: Bowie Iggy Pop Blondie T. Rex Paul Weller/The Jam are still lurking about there, but I can subconsciously go lengthy spells without listening to either.

Pardon?

We've drawn you fannies in the Irn Bru Cup. Between your rancid form and diddiness of the cup, what are the chances of more than 2,000 Falkirk fans giving two fucks about this one? ETA: It'll probably end up on TV too, so I can see a lot of people settling for that unless tickets are going cheap.

Liked your post for using Chrome, Safari is fucking shite. I also like how you've got 61% battery when talking about the Pars.

Agree regarding Falky, disagree regarding Faiss.

Easily one of my favourite ever Pars players in my time supporting the club. Ahh, Joshy.

I don't know why I feel so compelled to read the comments on an STV post such as this one. I'm sure it's the same 10 folk that comment on them and it's the same pish over and over again.

Aye I read more at the time, someone's comment was something like "what business do Muslims have in Scotland? If they want to pray, they can stay in their own Muslim country." People are fucking arseholes.

Got a feeling he'll end up at Falkirk tbh.

Get it right fucking up you, Alan.

If there's a scumbag, midget central midfielder signing for us it better fucking be Falky.

AJ says young Paul Allan is going to Stenhousemuir, one or two other 'young' players 'might' be going out on loan as well. 'Never say never' in terms of brining anyone in before midnight but, as DAFC. says, deadline day ending doesn't necessarily mean no more signings.

That's a sensational rate for a winger.

I've been wanting to dig out my "Declan McManus " post for a while, but I'm almost certain it would take me a fucking week to find it. He's been a cracking signing so far, really pleased with him and chuffed for AJ at the same time. As well as staying high up and playing on the shoulder, he's dug in and put in a great shift every time I've seen him so far. He's had great hunger at the moment, hope he keeps this up as well as his hard work at the other end. To point out how wrong some of were about McManus?

Statement from the club explaining the delays for getting in the ground on Saturday. It mentions that some folk missed the first two goals? I missed the first myself but only by a bawhair, and I didn't think many folk were behind me.

Incorrect.

Morris > Ashcroft > Fordyce > M'Voto/Martin

Probably advisable that there are more than two goalkeepers in the squad tbh, if one is injured/suspended we'll still have a substitute GK at all times as per the rules.

Buckie Thistle away in the diddy cup.

How embarrassing, they forgot the 'e' in Formartine.

Genuinely interested to know where you're getting these figures?