smpar
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f**k off and get on with the paint things.
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There you go Matty.
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i give you, the best come-back ever:
What a fucking penis. I owe you for that.0 -
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P&B's infamous poster, John Obi Mikey.
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People from Scotland who proclaim that their 'first team is Man Utd'. They all tend to be complete idiots who are best avoided or not the full shilling.
I know far too many people like this, gets on my tits.
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Cheers. It's all those photos of 10 year-olds that I post, isn't it.
My main concern was the fact that my second question was about her school.
To determine whether you're a paedo or not;
Did you ask what class she'll be in at 2 O'Clock tomorrow?
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It's almost as if once you pop the lid off, you can't stop eating them. Or once you pop, you can't stop.
They should use that as their slogan.
I'm sure I've heard that slogan somewhere else too.
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Dunfermline game is off, 'am no a happy chappy.
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Surely some sort of record?
It's the OP from the Free L4L thread.
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Got to choose between Kilmarnock at home this weekend, and Hearts away next week, as one of those Saturdays will be taken up for Christmas shopping.
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Anyone who doesn't like Branston pickle out a jar is just weird.
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I feel like I'm disabled.
Yeah, feel like.
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Worst news for me lads.
I have that t-shirt.
FUCKING BURN IT YA c**t.
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tripple
Pronunciation:/ˈtrɪp(ə)l/
South African
noun
[in singular]
a horse’s gait in which both left and then both right legs move together.
verb
[no object]
(of a horse) move at the pace of a tripple.
Edit: b*****d you just got the edit in time!!
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Is it actually snowing in Scotland?
I don't mean the mountains etc.
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Stevenage have had a poor start to the season but I think we can go for triple promotion.
Edited for being an illiterate twat.
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It's also got to be qualified by the speed at which he consumed them. I mean, most people could knock back 10 pints over 12 hours and not be much more than a bit pished, if he sinks them in 3 hours and there's not so much as a slurred word - kudos.
Either way, Tam is a legend for having 10 pints in a day.
The amount of people saying that it's the 1st of December on Facebook.
There seems to be a big deal about the fact that Christmas is this month. Everyone's been talking about the fucking thing since October.
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Tam's physical state after 10 pints determines how much of a legend he is, IMO.
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Bloody hell! You can stab people on Facebook? When did they release that update?
Pokes weren't effective enough.
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He did what?! Always knew he was guilty...
I was thinking that when I was typing it, didn't think anyone else would notice.
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This just came into my head..
David Good willy.
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You know what needs done............................... wait for the 5 minute mark, fire up porn hub, beat the battery
Ohh that's a risky one. If you're on a wbesite and the battery runs out, it will shut down and then whenever you get to switch it back on again, it will come up with the last webpage that you were on.
Luckily that's only ever happened to me whilst on legitimate web pages.
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You shouldn't do that as it dries out the skin on your hands. Wet your hands first, then soap up, then wash them under the tap.
No, you shouldn't wet your soap, it turns to mush.
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What a fucking penis. I owe you for that.
It's the OP from the Free L4L thread.
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I genuinely would have believed someone if they'd told me that it was half 5 right now, my body clock is absolutely fucked.