smpar
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Is it just me,or do all bars of soap nowadays turn to mush on contact with water?
The key is to rub the soap on your hands, then run them under the tap.
Or get a bottle of sanitizer.
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25 likes and i will spray water or something out my nose
5 likes in a full day. Well done bawbag.
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My last attempt, promise.
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Car-less Puyol.
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Birmingham's Stephen Car( r)
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Kyle Lafferty
Have a greenie, purely for the bottle of MD 20/20.
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From the long converstion posted by Geedub-MFC:
Sook ma plumbs mother xxx
Conveniently with three Xs after it, could easily be the title to a porny film.
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The one next to the Pancake Place has definitely gone. They also do a decent filled roll.
Speaking of the Pancake Place, they do one mean pancake and chocolate sauce.
Shame that they're about 30 quid a pop though.
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No, Stephens for bridies, Hunters at the bottom of the High St for fudge doughnuts.
On a total tangent, I've had Asian Hooker by Steel Panther stuck in my head all day since I had sushi for lunch.
"It's like I just got punched in the nuts by a dude knows Tai Chiiiiiiiii..."
Is Hunters the one next to all the charity shops across from the dentist?
If so, I tend not to go there as I like to exit some shops with my dignity intact.
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Watching cartoons in the morning, its fine watching Mickey Mouse but they really need new episodes
No! My favourite childhood cartoons have been destroyed by shitey remakes of them, I'm such a nostalgic person when it comes to things like this.
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On the fudge doughnut note; next time any of you are in Dunfermline, get to Stephen's (the bakers that do the steak bridies) and get a fudge doughnut. They're fucking beautiful.
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If I'm ever in the situation of the water level rising rapidly, I turn around, open the door and don't look back.
I tend to stare in glaikit confusion and then dance like I'm on hot lava when the water eventually spills out the bowl.
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Not quite facebook but I woke up this morning to 11 Blackberry messenger broadcasts about 'showing support' for our troops.
If you're really that bothered about war and devastation within wars, then don't be so lazy by copying and pasting a message to send to you fucking blackberry contacts.
It fucking riles me. The best bit is, when I told people how frustrated I was by the whole thing, I was called 'harsh' for 'not caring.'
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Today I stumbled across a hummus, carrot, salad leaves, coriander on tomato bread sandwich. Who could eat something so healthy?
That sounds pretty good actually.
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also nairn toon centre
Nairn is anything but the fastest place on Earth. I hear the ipod nano is now on sale in the high street.
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While you're at it I'll have a couple of grand out the till. Cheers.
f**k that, I want a McChicken sandwich Matty.
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Having never brushed my teeth with shit before I can't say this for definite
So.. you're saying that you once sucked custard out of someone's shit pipe? Because you haven't ruled that out yet.
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Not too bad
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How much did the bet win?
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The Vaccines were really good actually, started to get into them recently and their music is pretty decent.
I'm a huge fan of the Arctic Monkeys, and I love Suck it and See so Sunday night was perfect. They didn't do any B-sides, I sort of expected them to do 'Leave before the lights come on' but they didn't.
They did do that new song 'Evil twin,' good song.
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I always feel brainwashed when I buy something from McDonald's, horrible corporation.
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Arctic Monkeys were brilliant at the AECC in Aberdeen last night.
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Tell me about it. Had him for 12 years and he really was my best pal.
We know it was the right thing to do but holding him while he fell asleep was maybe the saddest thing I've ever had to do.
I've never experienced anything like this before - I'm 28 and still have four grandparents. Any deaths in my extended family have come while I was too young to really understand what was happening and I've never really suffered a bereavement before. I've known deaths of older family friends and suchlike but nothing so close to myself.
The worst thing about it was that for the past few weeks now he's had so many days where he's barely had the energy to walk and eat, but today he was a bit more lively. It would have been easier to do it had he been having another poorly day.
Still, wherever he is now, he isn't suffering and isn't in pain. Poor we man
Feel sorry for you mate. My cousin's dog had to be put down a few months ago, he wouldn't even sit down because it hurt him too much. Obviously your dog was a lot closer to you than my cousin's, it's a pretty shit thing to go through.
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Got told last night that I can't play football for 3 weeks, missing a Scottish cup game and a Fife cup game. f**k's sake.
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Annoying things people write on Facebook
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I had to read that 3 times before it made any sense to me.