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  1. I thought I’d enjoy Les Miserables because it looked amazing but the overwhelming feeling was “this would be much better if they were talking instead of singing about nicking bread”. I did enjoy The Book of Mormon though. I think that worked for me because the whole thing was ridiculous so the fact that they were singing made it funny rather than jarring. I do appreciate that my inability to like any serious or semi-serious musical for what it is is my own disability so I try to avoid rating them at all.
  2. Watching the Gladbach game and definitely on the side of the fake crowd noise rather than against it.
  3. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-53061281 Good news
  4. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-europe-53058981 Chechen Lives Matter movement kicking off in Dijon. Shite puns about the police using mustard gas inevitable.
  5. Oh Mark Paxton sir; he got knob-rot off some tart.
  6. Coolio actually did the draw at half time in Celtic Park one week, was all rather odd.
  7. Has anyone pointed out to the fat **** gathered in George Square that lions are African?
  8. Yup. I live in what is probably the second most ethnically diverse part of the country after Pollokshields and it’s still not very ethnically diverse. No commentary is attached to this fact other than people perceive immigration to be far higher than it actually is for some reason.
  9. I’m not digging I’m being accurate. I have done my diversity training and Scottish people consistently overestimate the number of Muslims, black people etc. I also didn’t make any assumptions, I made a joke about Rab the Bruce.
  10. Aye that Stirlingshire afro Caribbean community is famously significant. Perhaps at the uni but I’d wager the vast majority of black people in Scotland live in Glasgow, Edinburgh and Aberdeen and even then it’s a tiny proportion of the overall population.
  11. It’s a nice building but might be better dedicated to someone who didn’t skin his enemies and turn them into belts.
  12. There must be approaching zero black people in the 10 square miles surrounding Bannockburn. I’m not saying Robert the Bruce committed genocide but it does make you wonder...
  13. It might actually be Amaral who did it. He has the strongest alibi of all the main players and the formula dictates that that is the solution.
  14. The OP

    The Wire

    I thought he was pretty good tbh. He was more sociopathic than the other gangsters. In a way he was like a bigger corporation not bothered about downsizing staff, screwing rivals and letting anyone go for the most minor infraction. Gone are the days of Avon organising basketball games, letting Cutty retire or giving money for a gym. The world is getting colder - people going one way and the world another.
  15. I think my own radicalisation occurred when a do gooder told me to stop singing baa baa black sheep. Fucking whinging lefty arsehole of a librarian.
  16. My immediate thought was it's the girlfriend's boasting dad from The Royle Family.
  17. “How can I hate women? My mum’s one”
  18. When battling guerrilas in the jungle a massive Ellesse badge can be a hindrance.
  19. These days, right, if you say you’re English you get arrested and thrown in jail.
  20. Can we rule out the “everyone did it” plot twist here?
  21. Your Swindon lot are little slugs. Little slugs with no personality.
  22. I quoted a post? I only mentioned a characters name and a picture somehow appeared. Never happened before so someone is at it. Do you like the playstation? Ah like the playstation.
  23. Yazoo sponsor The Big Bang Theory which is on in the morning before Frasier (which I like to watch before finally motivating myself to WFH). Everytime they mention Yazoo I think “where’s your cut-off point - Yazz”.
  24. What’s worse, cheating medical science or cheating friends?
  25. Many a mickle maks a muckle. What’s fur ye will no go by ye. There’s nowt as queer as folk.
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