1- I get drunk nearly every weekend.
2- Lager and Buckfast are the only alcohols I can drink without spewing everywhere.
3- They don't make contact-lenses strong enough for my eyes, so if my specks are broke I go blind, literally I can't see a thing without my specks.
4- I love adidas original trainers and have quite a lot of them.
6- I was a lazy b*****d at school, never studied at all. Still got good grades.