well fan for life

Thought Sugo was a massive, massive disappointment compared to Celino's in the end. Wouldn't go back. Paesano is the tits though. Also I would happily just end this godforsaken season now. We've managed to put enough results together to be more or less safe so fucking get it over with now.

Alexander's 100% wading in to any scrap. The man's almost unhinged.

I'd give it to Lamie.

I have no ill feelings towards Wright. I just find the weirdo Perthshire cult around him to be inexplicable. Like aye he done well but it's hardly like he's the second coming of Sir Alex Ferguson. Back to football stuff we look like a good team now. Magloire and Lamie making us all look like mugs and even Chrissy Long doing good things. The simple change of swapping Watt & Cole to play the latter as an out & out centre forward has been completely game changing for us. Also Liam Kelly is a season saving signing. The save at 1-0 was huge. Similar with him bailing out Gallagher last week.

Nanika for me. South side of Glasgow dwellers - this is a must visit.

Starting the #LamieForScotland hype train and everyone is invited.

I voted Lamie for POTM so please consider this my formal Ricki Lamie walk back.

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/sport/football/st-johnstone/1872085/tommy-wright-st-johnstone-motherwell-eric-nicolson/ Inexplicable.

The 4th official's going up the road with tinnitus after this.

I struggle watching football I don't care about. Like when the Bundesliga kicked off first after lockdown 1.0 a load of folk I know were buzzing about it. I could not give a flying about it. The EPL is generally guff outside of 5 or 6 teams. You're not ever going to convince me that "the best league in the world" has that much shite in it. However, I love listening to football on the radio. We never had Sky Sports in the house when I was growing up but I can remember there always being football on the radio while my dad was doing stuff round the house or in his shed. I might have said it before but the iconic Peter Martin commentary on Faddy's screamer in Paris was on in the kitchen while the two of us were standing having dinner while sorting out the garden. Dinner getting thrown round the place. Honestly f**k knows how people can solely exist on watching football on TV. It's absolutely pish by comparison.

Nothing will ever match the disappointment of learning the AS initialled training gear on eBay years ago did not belong to our lord and saviour.

While we're on the subject of match programmes I have fucking piles of them from probably the early 2000s. Does anyone know of anyone who'd collect such a thing?

The last fleeting memory of it is murdering Faith by George Michael. What a time. Mind when fun was allowed?

The wildest bit of the whole covid pandemic for me is that not even 24 hours before they announced the world was stopping I was in a fucking rammed karaoke bar passing the microphone about between everyone in there. Mental.

Let's ditch "improving people's lives" and just double down on being arseholes.

He's the slowest looking rapid c**t in the world.

Been a couple of times with work and it's fine. As you say it's fairly pricey for what it is. For me you can get a far better quality of Indian food for much less money. Ranjit's Kitchen. The absolute peak of fiscal responsibility and maximum flavour.

Mushroom is the king of all pakoras. That's a hill I'll fucking die on right there.

A poor mans Luke Watt imvfho.

I get the feeling Alexander hasn't taken to Polworth and I can kind of understand why tbf. He sold the jerseys at Pittodrie and his "tackle" to give away a penalty at the weekend was atrocious. As for Maguire, I think he's fine. A hod carrier if you will. He's probably on par with Crawford ability wise.

I went full Roy Keane and took the dug a walk instead of watching this such was my optimism. Sounds like we weren't total shite.

One of the most annoying bits of all this is that there hasn't even been the satisfaction of booing the gormless set of c***s we've signed for this season.

I'm guessing that is is meant to be him trying to say we're all remaining calm. And shit I can absolutely see us losing tomorrow night if we're needing to put another ramshackle team together. But I don't really think the stand in club captain should really be in the press saying it doesn't matter.

If you think that's bad we signed one that we can't be certain actually exists.

Can we just change this to a game of 5s out in that big bouncy castle looking thing behind the stand? Saves us both trying to find 11 folk who don't have illness or the dreaded knee.