well fan for life

Imagine this is legit. I don't think I'll ever stop laughing at how fucking shite we are at everything.

Already feel bad for whatever poor c**t we get on loan from the English doldrums at 2327 tonight. Social media mentions are going to be a bin fire.

It's impressive how little we've done to improve anyone's life recently.

I thought this was widely known.

Always thought he was a bit of a huddy so turning that into a jolly round a class place? You can only say fair play.

Aside from the, slightly tongue in cheek, chat about Ross Tierney being one. There's only one guy who is Das Raumdeuter and he's one of my favourite football players of all time. FM can have you looking for a Mezzala/Enganche/Shadow Striker/Regista but they're all just different flavours of midfielder really. Big Tam Muller is one of a kind. https://thesefootballtimes.co/2017/03/31/thomas-muller-the-first-and-possible-last-ramdeuter/

You're not suggesting...

Nick Daws is currently hanging about the car park at Powerleague seeing if anyone wants a game.

Considering every rumour we've had has wound up elsewhere I can't wait to see what waifs & strays turn up on our doorstep in 36 hours time.

Me rn:

I've nae idea how you'd even track this but we have to be, by some distance, the worst for conceding goals from set pieces. Seems to happen all the bloody time.

Me hearing Nicholson mentioned in this thread:

It's probably down to clubs trying to rely on quantifiable things when signing a player. Signing a player with physical attributes you can mould to what you need rather than ability. Which is a real shame in terms of entertainment. Something satisfying about watching a guy play like he should have a tab on. Berbatov is one of my favourites for this. Guy barely looked arsed while having a first touch like he was trapping a bag of sand and scored worldies without breaking a sweat. I agree about watching less football overall. I watch Motherwell & Scotland but don't really give too much of a f**k about anything else these days.

So we've signed Souare, Obika & Montgomery who all have these injury histories and are shocked when it turns out they're injured. What the f**k is our recruitment department up to man.

Did we disturb an ancient graveyard when we were renovating the east stand or something. Absolutely cursed season.

My previous statement still stands. Get this whole fucking season right into the nearest wheelie bin.

I've mentally separated Hammell the player from Hammell the manager. Hammell the player: professional, consistent, clever. Hammell the manager: an idiot. That's what I assume fuelled the Johnston situation.

Bevis up front.

Shaw is so hopeless I'd argue this improves our squad greatly.

https://www.motherwellfc.co.uk/2024/01/24/oli-shaw-returns-to-barnsley/ Kettlewell getting rid of his summer signings like

Me now that they have been mentioned in The Thread:

McGinley after his 6 hour long chat with Kettlewell this morning.

I'd be amazed if we could get Obika out the door. If he manages it that's surely Kettlewell's finest hour. Would take a 70% fit KVV over whatever you'd get combined out of Shaw & Obika.

Tomo sitting there in the Zoom call like