well fan for life

I'd be amazed if we could get Obika out the door. If he manages it that's surely Kettlewell's finest hour. Would take a 70% fit KVV over whatever you'd get combined out of Shaw & Obika.

Tomo sitting there in the Zoom call like

All joking aside that whole debacle still makes zero sense. Months of effort to get the deal done and I swear I've never seen anyone look so far out their depth. I would love to hear exactly how this situation panned out but I fear it was solely down to Hammell thinking that Celtic have done well out of that market so why can't we.

This is the kind of micro-niche reference that keeps me coming back.

I don't wish any ill on either but both of them are very bad at football. Cut throat Ketts strikes again.

True, but his pal he brought with him was good value on social media.

I reckon we should sign Callan Elliot & Josh Laws. Make an entire team out of players that sound like PES3 before they got any league licenses.

I would think that the sensible thing to do here to vet this A-league player is to spend every night on FaceTime to him to talk about signing. Maybe do it over a couple of months. Can't go wrong.

I've watched a few A-League games and it's complete nonsense but very entertaining. However we could end up with a Riku Danzaki or Mark Birighitti type clown show. At least Tam Aldred looks like he's having a lovely time over there.

The next day I went into work and a guy asked me if I was alright because Sportsound were apparently reporting it as if it was a full on riot. The whole thing happened about 10 yards in front of me and I've seen bigger stooshies in the middle aisle in Lidl. A mental overreaction from polis.

Every fucking time.

Points off for not going for Thelonius.

I was just thinking we need more folk to play on the left as well. We've no got enough of them.

I'll give Kettlewell the benefit of the doubt here because the options today were either Bair or a schoolchild.

That was...fine? We didn't make an arse of it, but it wasn't pretty. Gent as a wide midfielder has some mileage, if we could get something similar on the right that would be dead sound. Butcher's defending for their goal was horrendous. Didn't bother challenging the header, shuffled over not really doing anything to hinder Sammon then just watched him pass it into the net. Miller's a good player.

I'd have Halliday on ahead of Paton as a holding midfielder and way ahead of Maguire. It's not inspiring, but it's not completely shite.

That's an awful long winded way of saying probably not.

We've mentioned a competent looking right back and a competent looking midfielder in the thread so can someone at the club get their finger out and get one of them signed.

Listened to the presser while I was doing the dishes there. I'll sum up the 17 minutes so you don't have to. We've nae money but we need players. Arsenal are dicks Slattery's fucked. Montgomery was approached in the summer. Alloa are the underdogs.

I don't blame them. I've seen cheerier atmospheres at a wake.

I've got absolutely zero belief that this squad of huddies would beat anybody in a play off.

This season has been one absolute scunner after another. Considering it seems we're offering any prospective signings about £3.50 a week and no petrol money I'm not sure how we arrest this nosedive we're in. If we get to the end of the season still in this division it'll be a miracle.

Realistically if we're hoping for a similar set up to Mika's deal it'll be a deadline day smash & grab for whoever is left by clubs down south.

Me @ this football club.

Nick Daws better be cooking something up here otherwise we are fucked.