well fan for life

If Millie & Liam make it through Casa Amor they're nailed on for the £50k. Lucinda's voice is like nails down a blackboard for me now. Absolutely zero patter outside of her saying "DYOUFANCAAYYMAAYYYEEEEEE?!OMGDOYOUREEAAAALLLLLLLAAAYYYY?!" to every guy that talks to her.

I can't handle this level of absolute fucking stupidity. "We're headed towards a socialistic utopia". Are we?! That sounds class.

To be clear, I'm not actually arsed. I'd much rather he was realistic than branding him as a wonderkid. It's just a good laugh, really.

More glowing praise of the new guy today:

He sounded like they'd grown a Clyde 1 presenter in a laboratory.

How much salsa did he have?!?! I can only assume this is Fowler when he's sitting at home:

The Belgian national champions kit is a screamer btw.

Not even that could save the latter part of the film, sadly.

Danny looks like he should be desperately trying to punt "2 drinks 2 shots 5 euros" in Kavos/Magaluf/Malia. This was posted about a quarter of the way through last night's so I'd like to upgrade this to say the man is a possessive nutcase and needs launched out of the villa like he's Team Rocket immediately.

My Felt is now fixed up so I'll get back out on that soon! In the meantime I've been belting around the place on this marvel of engineering:

Watch Filth last night. McAvoy is sensational. The film? No so much. Felt like it was quite entertaining to begin with but then I just kind of stopped caring halfway through.

Big Wout's an absolute freak of nature man. A tremendous athlete.

Hearing them all be like "I've not had sex/been on a date/met anyone since 2019". Lads nobody has left the house since 2019.

The series has been on the decline since series 3 which is the last one before they started properly limiting the amount of bevvy they get at night. I think it works out as like 2 glasses of wine a night they're allowed. Early Big Brother was an absolute carry on. 72 cans of cider, a couple of bottle of vodka, chickpeas and rice was the usual shopping list. Nobody is interested in it being Love Island. It's just a whole load of folk trying to get a career as an influencer.

I'd like to think that his team talk was just Lucketti and Alexander telling him the game is the game.

Liked the look of Cornelius (apart from his haircut).

I mean I thought we were bad the other night but this is a big oof.

That's a given.

That, @capt_oats, is the reason we all come to this thread.

Mohoric's celebration was...something.

Absolutely cracked up at Alexander's endorsement there. He's definitely improved the squad by not being Robbie Crawford, though.

Went to Valencia a few years ago knowing not really anything about the place. Done exactly this when leaving the hotel and wound up finding some absolutely dirt cheap but excellent wine bars to get absolutely blootered in. Aimless wanderings in foreign places is one of my all time favourite activities.

I got 55 but I don't think I'll go fight anyone in George Square about it.

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