[Depression]

Get up and dae some exercise! It's a great stress-reliever. Maybe go run up the Law Hill a couple of times or something? *

[NFL General Discussion]

Antonio Garay played upfront on a San Diego defense which was top five against the run last year.

Garay was a healthy inactive for 8 of our 16 games last year and didn't get a single start. He played at a high level in 2010, but tailed off noticeably in 2011. Last season he couldn't take playing time away from Aubrayo Franklin, who admittedly was excellent, or Cam Thomas, who is a force in the pass rush but not that strong v's the run.

[Horrific club photos]

Ah, of course. Lime cordial would explain the resultant opacity of the oral ejaculate.

[Horrific club photos]

You can just tell that's ain of they boaks which was immediately proceeded by a 'BUUUULLLCH!!' sound.

As far as content goes, I'm not up on these things, but would I be correct in suggesting the aperitif of choice on the table appears to be something akin to a Vodka & Red Bull combo? If so, then I'd surmise the rather unusual colour and texture of the offending party's regurgitations can be explained by observing what happens when you pour Vodka & Red Bull into a pre-existing liquid of the colour and consistency of Real Ale. Lassie's obviously a CAMRA member who has been dragged out of the more familiar surroundings of her local, then plied with effeminate sugary nonsense on top of the 12 pints of Skullsplitter she's sunk since lunchtime.

Bloody kids these days.

[Arnold Clark Horror Stories]

Their car rentals are usually woeful too.

Never top up the fluids, washer bottle usually virtually dry etc. Second time I went to rent from them they couldn't find the specific car they'd rented to me. Guy was all over the site, eventually realised they already rented that specific car out, then vanished for ten minutes only to reappear in an absolutely filthy Renault from the far reaches of the plot.

Because of past experience with them I was highly sceptical, as I get the distinct impression they only give the cars the most cursory of wipe downs between rentals. Checked under the floor of the boot to find the spare wheel completely missing. Reaction of the bloke in the sales office was 'Oh, err... is that a problem?'

[Dodgy Web Sites (That dont look it !)]

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