Boo Khaki

Immediately thought there was something odd about this photo, then realised I still expect to see the Multis

Best bit about that is the Pads swept the season series 6-0, and Profar absolutely hammered the Nats pitching.

Mrs Khaki's verdict on this pair was "She's clearly problematic, and he just wants his hole". No idea why she's never forged a career as a TV Critic

Aye. Genuinely thought it was ridiculous to suggest Beck coming back to Dens and said as much, but if it turns out to be true I'll 1. Be over the moon 2. Happily admit I was spectacularly wrong 3. Start greetin when he no doubt picks up an injury in August and ends up oot for the season

Pads No-Hitters are like buses...

Surely this is the year where Pascal Wehrlein unseats one of the Mercedes drivers.

Dylan Cease is 3 outs away from a No-Hitter in Washington. 103 pitches.

Our new left fullback.

Pads beating up on their AAA affilia err... the Washington Nationals. About to go 5/5 on the season series. Pity they routinely lose to shite like the Rockies.

Pay for 25 NHS nurses to do what? The one I know is pretty broad-minded and it's only ever cost me a couple of drinks.

Nirvana.

Did they no just go underground?

Clearly being victimised by the 2 child cap on benefits, so this will no doubt come in handy if the bairns need new shoes for going back to school etc.

I don't think Boateng is anywhere near as comfortable or capable on the ball as Kamara was, but he puts himself about a lot more. I prefer Sylla of the two, but I'd have MB back at Dens and in the squad no question.

It's all one ocean, man.