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Had my designated amount of room infront of my face before I feel uncomfortable quota utterly raped by the mental black sea salt lady on Rose St yesterday. Good news is the stuff is available for ONLY 30GBP PER TUB. Stock up man.

MR WORLDWIDE!

Haha. I know he's handsome, rich and famous but I really feel sorry for Greg having to your about, spending all his time with that nutter.

Thought I was completely over the cup final until I saw that. True story. I met and got a few pics with the great men last night. Was thinking of getting Tommy to do the YLT but I genuinely think he was on heroin. Too complicated.

Just like me and EGB counting each other's calories and having theological discussions on the reg.

Can't tell you how many times I've sat at night worrying about how to appropriately deal with physical provocation from Laila Ali. God bless Keith and Kevin.

Sum burd

You should check out 'Little White Lies', it's on Netflix if you have it. Basically a bunch of good looking French people on a long beach house holiday, all dealing with RELATIONSHIP AND PERSONAL IDENTITY ISSUES. Muy deuce.

Can't be arsed linking it on me facking dog but there's a Danny Dyer interview on the Guardian site, covering his relationship with Pinter and definition of 'slag'. The editorial footnotes at the bottom had me genuinely laughing like f**k.

#Thingsthatwontreplacefenlon A competently selected football manager.

Does Strachan do to much Goian Wylde in his media work?

Gave you my no 1 vote in the best posters thread. Need to help you recover from the grief inflicted by me pipping you to Best Newcomer 2011 #stillhurting

Don't really use FB properly but I'm tempted to take a selfie of me scranning a Chicago Town, slap a deal with it caption on and wing it over to him. The life advice I would get back would be sensational.

Looked up your homie Ryan's FB. What a complete c**t

KONY 2012

I heard Dick Van Dyke walked out of the premiere.

Seen that before, unbelievable. The "everybody's gone mad" bit is the worst. Jesus.

Getting Delpy's chebs out 5 film hours and 20 life years into the tale was a massive f**k you to the phony Hollywood haters too. Surprised they didn't show that widow wifey thumping hersef after lunch.

Watched Before Midnight. Liked the cheeky Jesse talking about potential books/plot of the film NODS TO THE AUDIENCE.

Your commitment to impartial, honest criticism and penchant for sexy kids would have guaranteed a BBC job for life in a previous time. Now what is there to strive for? Sad days.

Have a look at who the first +1 on that post was from. My approval is clearly important in the popularity of such things. A veritable Roger Ebert of Microsoft Paint humour.

It was a class post, I admit. Only a few greenies short of surpassing a Greggy post on that page too #onedaym8 #topposters #respect

Face it bro, I'm just a seasoned player like Bill Gates just trying to give away his green coloured fortune - http://tiny.cc/0jtb3w - You're still a nearly man on that cartoons of Magee crowdpleasing tip.

Tell me what's wrong dawg, what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your minddd.