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Before Midnight getting good reviews -

Aye racism and homophobia always = big Lols. Working with Rob Schneider though, deary fucking me. Someone must have something on big Adrien.

"This trailer is intended for mature audiences" - I beg to differ.

Quite a big jambo actually. Hope his career takes him as far as ER so I can get my revenge for the aforementioned rippings via vicious personal abuse from the East Stand.

Aye. Quite glad he's gone pro as I feel it excuses the absolute ripping he'd provide me without even trying.

The type of gal who would flat our refuse to nosh you off in a Viennese public park after a half day of sightseeing and conversation. Avoid at all costs.

James Franco - too mainstream to inherit the throne. Aye Ethan's skills leave a little to be desired but when it comes to walking and talking around an exotic location for 90 mins, he's got it on lock.

trailer for before midnight: http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/08/ethan-hawke-playing-all-the-angles

You see the Hodgetwins are promoting shit and have stopped swearing in their vids? THIS SOME BULLSHIT MAN.

"You can't go around being afraid of yo cock" - Think he's nicked that one off Oscar Wilde there.

Can't believe Speller peddling lies about the Magnificent Gorgie Boys taking more to Hampden than us. Alan Green's World Football from now on.

"Michael Caine is well known for making shit films" - "my mum dropping me out of her on the clapper of the Bow Bells" - "Daniel Day-Lewis takes a year out between parts to research. f**k it, I haven't got time". Harold Pinter's protege.

Liam O'Brien standing with the shades on, Kevin Thomson tearing up like his injury prone Dennis Quad counterpart, Captain LL Cool James looking wistfully on...GLORIOUS

It's Rose the nosy neighbor Ooh, with a spatula in her hand. Like that's gone do something against all them guns

Phillip Seymour Hoffman in pretty much everything type status really. Except for Scent of a Woman obv. Oh and Flawless/Boogie Nights too. I aint no homo bro.

Jealous of my quasi-spiritual leader/father figure type status imo.

"One of them footballing fuckers..." - Would love Sportsound to offer these chaps a gig.

DEAR GOD

Bit disappointed that Sitton appears to be a thick, right wing twat. I suppose he is a London cabbie. Part of the job

"which can only lead to shagging" - LAD

f**k man, never see shit coming up on this new feed thing. Just had a peak at Sitt's twitter. What a grade a legit nutbag.

Brentford touchline shouts: pop it out off Brooksy's shins; affect his control; clean sheets for fun.

Been bothering me the last few days, trying to remember the other 5am post party karaoke favourite. Just got it there, Under The Bridge. Something about young white men sining about topping themselves in a Carribean accent, has young ladies absolutely sopping. Strange species.

I'm a non instrument playing heathen but have played witness to many an Oasis soundtracked post-party fanny harvesting. The lad might occasionally chuck in a Lucky Man or Sally Cinnamon to really show off all the MUSICAL TALENT.

I'll be the Dick Rowe of the unsigned Scottish indie/dance genre