bluetooner

Shit, im sorry. Does your father know?

Yeah, but i thought insinuating SImons mum was having an affair with schoolkid was one thing, insinuating her favourite sexual position may have been too much for simon (however something i assumed here, was it a male or female student Simon, and if a good looking Female, did she lick her lips in delight at the sight of you. If so that should be in the RTBC thread, no? )

I thought you were going to say you walked in on them in a rather dodgy situation there

Watched Aeon Flux, 7/10 Interesting storyline all told, Far too predictable however. Gains atleast 2 bonus points for Charlize Theron looking even sexier than normal in it

Its our older cat that does that when he gets Beef and salmon for dinner. Every time, we are going to stop giving it to him now. He will then spend the next 15 to 20 minutes trying to find a sock or bit of paper he can lift over and covers it up. Hes obsessed with covering it up infact

That looks familiar My cat was upset we left him for a weekend, so decided to rip the toilet roll to shreds. It was a brand new roll. He then proceeded to make a nest for himself out of it all over the floor A question here, when your cats are sick after eating too much/running around too quickly after eating, do they try and cover it up with something like they are embarrassed?

How much would they cost and i want them without sticky marks on them tyvm

Thats not the pics of my old PE teacher is it

Nah it wasnt a bloke. It would have been very difficult "not" to get an erection as she was stunning (the best thing about it was when everyone started to laugh and pointed it out, the teacher laughed it off instead of getting embarrassed

I wish a couple of my PE Teachers were That reminds me of the time one of our teachers was showing the recovery position at swimming, the guy being the "model" got a hard-on (and before anyone suggests it was me, it definitely wasnt. If it was noone would have noticed

f**k (i thought it was just a spelling mistake he had instead of getting the wrong cue )

No, i never got that far . You should stop now im getting more embarrassed than when your mates found out you shagged the Whale

you dont have to rub it in.

Ouch,

Are you stalking me or something

It may well be, ive just got too quick a mind

No why?

Ok, im in my own world again and confused you. 1) THere is Q from Bond. 2) There is Q as in Question, yet another Q.

You have to ask it to get an answer.

Now surely after being told you are spelling it incorrectly, you could have looked Queue up on dictionary.com to get it correct 2nd time around. (if my spelling is wrong, then )

What, stop? WE MUST BAN THE WORD STOP

Its only 2000 words

By posting it here on the general forum, it was made so that everyone can read it. If she just wanted Debbie and Radford to read it PM them.

Yes, as i said i havent watched it since around then

Why do you think they continue to get good ratings? The storylines were starting to get shite when i stopped watching it