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  1. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Link?
  2. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    A piece with condensed milk is amazing.
  3. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    To be fair, it would take a fuckin imbecile to f**k up baking a potato with a wee tub of cheese and a shitey wee salad.
  4. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    I feel your pain mate. My kids left a packet next to the telly. I came in and took a handful. I got vomit and dog food. Spewed like f**k. Vile things.
  5. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    That looks fuckin howling.
  6. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    That lasagne looks like a shite.
  7. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    A lassie in my work loves it but she's a miserable, humourless c**t. Therefore, it must be shite.
  8. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Don't start quoting facts at the poor deluded lunatic.
  9. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    What channel is this on?
  10. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Think you missed the part where he mentioned being teetotal.
  11. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    The cheese, cucumber and salad cream ones are immense.
  12. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    That sounds fuckin mingin.
  13. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Put them in a pillow case with a few bricks and launch them in the Clyde.
  14. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    The economy is hanging by a thread. You're clearly a brainless c**t. Sorry if that's bordering on abusive.
  15. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    HB are always excellent live. Colonel Mustard are brilliant entertainment.
  16. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Piles. Fuckin literally a pain in the arse.
  17. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Don't know how to link but there is a fuckin brilliant story in the Daily Mail Online about a woman orgasming during childbirth. Just google "Daily mail online orgasm" and it's the first story. Well worth a read.
  18. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    That's a cracking statement.
  19. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Swap the last 2 around and you're spot on.
  20. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    There's a cracking comedy on BT Sport 2.
  21. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Where the f**k does this "Shut the front door" shite come from. Lassie in my work says it all the time. Wish she'd shut the f**k up.
  22. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Don't understand why you didn't just tell him to put the fuckin sound off.
  23. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Some c**t has decided that this is the perfect time to start a DIY fest in their house.
  24. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    I suspect alcohol and/or mind bending drugs may be involved. Fuckin weirdos.
  25. Dosser-fae-the-shire
    Fuckin hell. What the f**k is wrong with some c***s?
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