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Dee Dee

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  1. Shameful, I know, but I almost forgot how yeti Joy Division were. Tap tunes.
  2. The same reason the Smurphs went in that direction, also. In one word, money. Shed loads of moolah.
  3. As the old saying goes. "In Kirkton, no one can hear you scream"
  4. Espresso, double. I take my brews like I like my women. Hot, strong and black.
  5. I'll think you'll find that, a good hard fingering, is only way you'll get your knee sorted. *grabs car keys and inserts angry eye contact lenses* I'll be there in 5, you can thank me after.
  6. Maybe it's me, maybe it's you, but that's how I initially read your post.
  7. Dunno, mate, but Gaz FFS is suggesting our ground staff do dirty things to the hallowed turf. Dirty dirty things. Dirty.
  8. Or Zelda from Terrahawks. Same person really, tbf.
  9. Seriously though, Sir Dave's turned out another good show. Check it out, if you haven't already.
  10. Enjoying Sir Richard Attenborough's Great Barrier Reef, just now.
  11. Was going to ask if you were going to Scarborough fair, but that's parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.I'll ignore you inserted a radish earlier also. Who, in the name o boabby Glennie, buys radishes? Yer at it. ETA the bois happy (as f**k)
  12. Eh'll have a go. "More tea vicar?" "No thanks, it makes me fart. I will have one of those delicious looking scones, though."
  13. Johnny Vegas, has just finished a cry w**k, post getting his hair bleached.
  14. Typo, that I've fixed, surely? Also, I'm disappointed that the term Chinese helicopter pilot, wasn't shoehorned, into the article.
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