chomp my root

Where's Edinburgh's premier bon vivant and all round smooth pimp daddy at ? Its offy quiet without Ultrafuds sparkling wit and dazzling repartee.

I know he's done a lot of good work and all that and my dislike of him is based on his smugness levels but off the top of my head he's been selected from a cast of thousands.

Well that's destroyed my faith in humanity, you said you were there 3 times last night, I'm not sure I can believe anything you say again, makes the denial of sending the gay pictures seem more likely I suppose.

So you are going to pay him back then ? Looks like he was right and you've shat it !

Spoilsport !

Why would he lie ? He seems legit.

How can I prove it, you didn't send me any pictures. You sent them to someone else PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME ANY PICTURES.

Anecdotal evidence is enough for me, fortunately I'm not on your mailing list so I can't resend you the pics. If you've accidentally deleted them just ask one of the guys you PM'ed them too. Whats your obsession with trying to prove that I'm gay ? You do seem to be struggling with this issue. It must be difficult doing the films if you're not gay ( ) I just hope the money makes it worth it.

Hmm, having a cock shaped carrot as a humorous avatar makes me gay ? I think you maybe read too much into things, usually a sign that someone is trying too hard themselves. When I start sending pics of black (because that seems important to you) guys sucking each other off then you can call me gay if you like.

I can live with that, I've no problem with gay people. Its the stupid that I'm prejudiced against.

I'm convinced, his word is good enough for me.

In the same way that if you showed me a picture of someone getting eaten by a shark I would think 'there's a picture of a guy being eaten by a shark' not 'there's a picture of a black guy being eaten by a shark'. Does that make me gay too ?

I'm going to have to speak hypothetically here but I reckon if someone showed me one of your pictures like that, yes I'd probably notice the bufty shenanighans before I thought thats 2 black guys getting up to bufty shenanighans.

So the films are just for the money then ?

A picture of a guy sucking another guys cock and the first thing you notice is the colour of their skin ? OK, well that clears that up then.

Would it be a problem for you if I was gay too or are you the only gay in this internet village ?

I think he means a Japs eye tear, I'm not judging, each to their own and all that.

I thought we'd been over this last night dude, its a play on words, root vegetable, root (chomp my)......ach, you know what I'm talking about, don't ya fellah. Anyhoo, you've got a bit of a potty mouth on you don't you ?

Is that the title of one of your films then Ultrafud ? How many have you done now ? Fair play to you, most lads would like to be a porn star, just, you know wi burds and that, none of the stuff you seem to do.

Keep up Forrest, it ain't rocket science.

So you're saying you do them then ?

I don't work anymore dude, I'm sort of early retired, I don't claim any benefits but I've got enough investments and shit to get by. Not rich, don't get me wrong but me and Mrs Root (who does work and in a good job) get by. Oh, and I'm in my 40's so pretty sweet really.

I think it was either Ludo or Spud mentioned it on the Dundee thread in the SPL forum (you remember that ). Said there was square go's getting offered and worth a read. Nothing salacious, just a point and laugh at you know who.