chomp my root

Interesting that Ultrafud fecked off when I asked him what his job was, I'm gonna go with fluff boy on gay porn shoots.

Fair enough dude, I'm the interloper here. I only had a nose at this thread because of Ultrafuds hissy fit becoming box office and another poster saying it was worth a look. Generally I don't dip into other teams threads, bad manners and all that but this chump was just too good to pass up.

No but you're on about the 'Jose Mourinho' types and as I say, I fear for any small animals in Ultrafuds care. Sorry if I've offended you.

I'm just worried about the clown kicking f**k out of his pets now, cheers Erin.

Aye, that's my bad, what with you calling me a fannyrag Out of curiosity, what is your job ?

No Forrest, you assumed I live in Dundee, you said why would you want to go up to shitdee (genius by the way). I never claimed to live there.

Oh so you're a colonial type, my apologies, what made you pick Hearts as your soccer team ?

Oww, why did you have to bring pets into it, I was more than happy to play

Dude, you should bill him for the 9 quid back as well, that's gonna make a mess of his giro, maybe mummy will make up the difference for him.

I'm pretty sure it's a tad more than 40 quid for a taxi from Edinburgh to Dundee, I'm not far over the bridge and its 40 odd quid, your grasp of money suggests to me that if I half your alleged 33 years I'm probably near the money on your real age. But if you want to blow your giro on a taxi, I'll meet you at Inverkeithing station, take a selfie with the clock in the background and I'll be there to hammer your scrawny teenage arse into the ground.

'E dusn't ave the minerals.

He He He, maybe I'm trying to be clever about the whole root thing. My turn, why is a 33 year old (?) getting so stroppy at this time of night after being humiliated by some Hibs boys ? Why's that then. Oh, and if you want a fight its about 40 quid from where I stay, just saying like

I don't tend to go to non Dundee threads so I probably miss a lot of good stuff but I was witness to Magee's meltdown and offers of square go's a few years back, this was up there. Again, kudos to both sets of fans for keeping this going. He even used the word 'nonce' ! Brilliant.

I've been pointed this way for a 'point and laugh', bravo to both the Hearts and Hibs fans for last nights sterling work with the pwopa nawty 33 (thirty three ) year old bad ass who didn't know there was a Lyceum in Edinburgh. Fantastic work all round guys

Are you in a family full of eccentrics ?

Good shout.

Damn you !!!!! Beat me too it. Have to go for http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wSr7h_pjxs&feature=kp

I try and avoid these situations by no longer working. It seems to be 'working out' for me . Back on the Red stuff tonight and I'm not talking tomato sauce.

Alexandria is 'Balloch adjacent' which has got to be a wee plus point. The 'Golden Star' (???) is a great wee curry house and Balloch is just 'nice'.

I have every sympathy with you mate but realistically write it off to experience. You'll just get yourself more wound up about it and if they've already gone down the route of you harrassing them then the balls in their court. If you really want to get them back then you need to play the long game and when they're playing music or making noise late at night ring the police and get in touch with the council about it. Note everything down and where possible have a witness, preferably not the same one, all the time if you're going round to speak to them directly. If they steal a march on you and make you out to be the bad guy then they'll win. Use the law and the council to your benefit. If they're tenants then landlords have a responsibility as well, use the landlords register to find out who it is (if its a private let). Good luck with it dude. Edited cos I'm a 'tard

That's you that is !

Is this arrangement a formal one or just a verbal one between you ? If its the latter you might be fecked. Good luck with it though mate.

Inspired by your selective pictures I've been back for another look and found this Last time I checked 'little Chomp' wasn't green, thats never a good thing.

Got to agree with these guys, what possessed you to go into a financial 'arrangement' with the same people who've been fucking with you all this time. There's only one solution now, A FINAL SOLUTION

Mine is actually the picture I use for my avatar, they must have linked it because I think I typed in 'rude carrot' or something like it to find the picture. P & B must have more influence than we realise.