Dennis Bergkamp

I'd like to give you a hit.

1. I hate people who like Scotland. I consider myself more English/British than Scottish despite being born in Dunfermline and living the vast majority of my life in Scotland. The types that want independance, go to Scotland games and have watched Braveheart too many times annoy the shit out of me. I have no affinity with the national team and if Scotland goes independant I will seriously consider moving. 2. I will do my best to lie out of a situation if I can. This has included lying to parents which I feel guilty about and my University which I don't. 3. I support Dunfermline but work for a rival of theirs. Since then my affection for Dunfermline has gone down and down. 4. I voted Conservative at the last election and will vote UKIP at the next European elections. 5. Unless I am motivated to do something I will get by on the least effort possible. I'm in 4th year at uni and completed over 20 essays in that time but I have probably only ever handed in 3/4 that weren't started the night before. I rarely revise for exams either and seem to get by on common sense. On the other side, if I am motivated to do something you will get 100% from me.

A guy I went to school with emigrated to Australia and he started doing the sarcastic posts about how hard it is to work in 35 degree heat. He obviously think his patter never gets old. Tonights entertainment is in the form of a "friend" of mine on FB in a row with another girl. She reckons that she has a number of sexually transmitted diseases and is found wanting in the field of being a good mother. They are both replying to each other with intelligent wit such as "skank" and "whore". These girls would both ignore each other if they saw each other in the street and are both describing themselves. Tragic. Incidently, this girl also praised her child for pissing in a potty, followed by all her friends saying how clever she was. Hmmmm.

I've been to Filling Station twice and didn;t have a good meal either time. Service was terrible and the meals were clearly straight out a microwave. I've also never been to Nandos. My mate couldn;t believe this

Also hate the p***ks that go on about how much money they have, trying to show everyone how amazing they are. One guy, who emigrated to Australia, just boasted that he spend 1,400 aussie dollars last night, whilst a couple of weeks ago he was banging on about being able to afford 5 star hotels. Another person reckons theres "nothing better than being able to go to Edinburgh and come back a grand lighter!" Total c***s, get tae f**k. Nobody cares how much money you actually have, but using it to make you look quality makes you look like a moron.

Yep, I have 224 and thats far too many people. Think I speak to less than a quarter of those people regularly, most of them are people I either used to work with or were at school with.

Are you one of those types that adds everyone they've ever spoke to so they look more popular than they are? I was added by a girl who I haven't seen since school and when we were in school we barely spoke to each other. She has 1,800odd friends. Sad bint.

Do they have Facebook in the afterlife?

Worse is the ones that count down the end of the work day; "Only 6 hours to go!" "3 hours left" "last hour until i'm out of here!" "Im outta here!" GRRRRRRRRRR!

Not read most of this thread but here goes..... Folk that have a conversation on Facebook who don;t either use the chat feature or add comments to the first question but instead write a new comment on each others page clogging up my news feed. Two girls in particular do this, both of which deserve a swift kick to the fud. "Awwww my little princess is just perfect, love my gorgeous family so much!". Once is annoying, twice is frowned upon, every day for a week and the boot was deleted. "IIIIIIIITTTTTTSSSSSS SSSSSSNNNNNOOOOOWWWWWIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!" quickly followed by someone else going "awww it isnt snowing here, bring the snow to meeeee". f**k off the pair of you. Snow is shite, I have the ability to look outside and see for myself and you're patter is grinding, deleted. People compleining about upcoming assignments; "Got 11 hours to do this essay, im fucked!" - well get off Facebook and do it then you moron. People (Burds) that go out for dinner and post pictures of their drink/dinner - GET TO FECK.