Dennis Bergkamp

I think that lads in the friend zone.

Would

I've just deleted a girl I went to school with. She's possibly the most boring bint to have ever graced Facebook. She has also asked for advice about whether she should hange her washing out or not, as well as "checking in" to her "cosy wee bed". Fucking idiot.

Indeed. From what i've heard it has been an incredibly intensive start to pre season. This is something I just don't understand as players are coming off lowest training load (off season) and to enter such an intensive period of training is just asking for injuries. As well as this, Pressley has accepted something like 11/12 pre season games, with some players having only a couple of days rest in between. Also interesting to note that players play some bounce games having completed a double training session in the hours before. Incredible really. Will be interesting to monitor the number of injuries that occur over the next few weeks. I predict a fair amount even before the first league fixture.

Conor Greene plays centre back. was with the 17s last year and has just gone full time. Decent player althouh I suspect he will mostly me seen in the U20s this year. One to look out for is Conor McGrandles though, excellent player

You're forgetting about the obligatory upload of the pint of Tennents at the airport. "woooo, holiday time". f**k off.

My thoughts exactly.

Dusk in Stirling. Classy.

My mate took her home for a bet about a year ago. She's horrible.

Is that why he is playing for Dundee in the Scottish First Division? As for Farid joining St Johnstone, they train at Stirling University as well so he will be able to stay in the same house, doing the same short journey etc and will be on more money. Not a move I would have expected him to make but certainly understandable.

What level do you run at, Neefie Noodle? Went out for the first proper run since I broke my big toe 4 weeks ago. Have played badminton twice this week and it gave me a bit of pain when I was pushing off on my foot but it didn't give me too much problem. I tested it by doing some sprints which included quick changes of direction and backwards sprints but it was ok. Going to head out tomorrow for a bit of a longer, less intensive run which will be the first for a while. I fear it isn;t going to be pretty.

Just seen this corker on my Facebook; I can understand the first question if she has no knowledge of the Petr Cech incident against Reading, however that second question is beyond belief. She then explains that she was asking this as she was confused that Lionel Messi wasn't playing in the European Championships. Bint.

Tickets booked for England Aussies ODI at Durham

Smear butter all over the entrance/path of their house and watch the f**kers fly. Will be like watching Bambi on ice. Then put an electrical charge on the fence and watch the dog burn.

Don't apologise. This is a moment to be enjoyed.

Can confirm this. Either that or another Chris Smith, but clubs definitely offered a Chris Smith a contract. Not much of one but a contract nonetheless.

Been out for a 3 short runs over about 3 miles before breaking my big toe playing football. Absolute nightmare, not been to hospital and can walk without too much discomfort but whenever I put significant force on the toe its sore enough to stop me from wanting to do it again. Might end up taking a few painkillers and running within a few days. Very frustrating.

A decent move. I was told he was swaying towards joining Hearts so Utd must have come in for him recently. Can see it being a good move for both club and player. He's pish. Stephen Kingsley will hopefully be the first choice left back. I reckon he's a great prospect who will only benefit from regular football.

I've signed up to do the Edinburgh marathon next year. Basically means i've got a year from doing very little running to doing a marathon. Will start with a morning run tomorrow of about 3 miles before work before increasing training over the next few days and weeks. I really need to get into the habit of running before starting the specific training needed for the marathon.

A girl is having a continued meltdown all over Facebook having started it on Saturday night after splitting up with her on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off boyfriend. Cracking entertainment.

He may well end up in England if a club comes in for him, however I think he's keen to stay in Scotland. I just know Kilmarnock enquired (what came of that I don't know) and that he was speaking to Hearts.

Probably going to Hearts or Kilmarnock i've heard.

How big does her thigh look?!

Hive never disappoints does it?