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Northsea80

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  1. Traynor has gone from a Succulent Lambist to a Cherry Cheesecakeist ?

    I actually have an image of Brown in a high chair with one of those hard plastic bibs around his neck and cheesecakey slart* running out of the side of his mouth and dribbling down his chin.

    Traynor uses his spoon to scoop it up and put it back into Brown's facial orifice.

    "Come on John, you know it's good for you........."

    *(Slart - a quasi-medical term explained to me by a GP mate, more than a fart but something less than a shite - a hybrid rectal excrescence. Slart.)

    Brown was there to sample the cheesecake, then stood on his high chair and demanded to see the title deeds to the restaurant! He then urged customers to withhold their money for meals and instead put it in a pot that he would ring fence, this would go towards staff and running cost and murray park. Essentially he's proposing a hostile takeover of Cafe Gandolfi and no doubt Gandolfi fish along the road.

  2. Reading Dingwalls comments and those of Sevco fans in general i don't get this attitude of going to division 3 will mean them coming back in a stronger position!

    Do they understand the massive hit in sponsorship and match day income they will take working through the divisions? Even after all that's gone on there still seems to be an arrogance and assumption that because it's 'The Rangers' everything is going to be alright.

    I'm pretty sure it was this same head in the sand displayed when they were told problems were afoot at Ibrox.

  3. With Aries i'd rather they built him as a strong TV champ in the ECW RVD style rather than having him just drop the X Division title to then lose at the PPV to Roode. Have methodical build and show that he is on the level of current TNA main event talent like Hardy, Anderson, Storm etc

  4. The legendary Sir Walter will save Rangers with Jim McColl s 800 million to fund it.

    If anything Jim McColl will be there in an advisory capacity, the guy is a business man and his 800 million or whatever will remain in his pocket!

    He bought Weir Pumps for buttons and sold them a few years later making a bundle for himself, there's no money to be made from scottish football so can't see him investing any great deal of money. Rangers fans already drooling at the mention of his name though.

  5. SFL 3 Rangers according to an individual i work with would still enjoy large shirt sponsorship and kit deals 'cuz we ur a big global brand'

    I informed him that the viewing figures on BBC Alba aren't that high and as a trade off for the debt owed the local corner shop owner may find his name across Rangers 2012's shirt sometime in the future.

    That could be a good way to reduce debt, corner shop on the home strip for a season debt wiped clean, another creditior your sonsie face! on the away shirt.

    I must point out that your sonsie face is a kids party face painting outfit brought in to entertain lafferty etc from time to time

  6. You should head along to Scotstoun for next season to watch the Warriors, season tickets are cheap in comparison with Rangers, rivalry with Edinburgh and also some Irish teams in the league so you could morph any hatred you might have towards actual *****s, tarriers or whatever rather than the plastic ones that go along to Celtic park.

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