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Who cares why Rangers signed him. Only two things matter: that King gets plenty of game time, and that he performs well.

Calling Mixu a fat Hibs c**t should be encouraged IMO.

Smith is indeed a full back. Predominantly a right back, but can play on the left I'm pretty sure.

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Taking a dump in football stadia toilets must be pretty harrowing. If I did, though, I'd want nothing less than Andrex Puppies on a Roll.

Getting a semi over prospective bricks and mortar is a bewildering, but welcome, new experience.

I hope the Honours section of Hibernian's Wikipedia page is updated to reflect the achievement that one of their shan, bit-part players is marginally better than one of our shan, bit-part players.

El Hass is decent when his legs aren't held together with pritt stick. Odds-on he doesn't get a new contract because of his injury problems, and rightly so tbh.

guiz.

Should've had the young team reenact the Somme on Saturday with live ammunition.

The decline of Addie as a poster is quite sad. Endlessly insulting wisbit and reciting lines from The Room is not a very impressive repertoire. R.I.P.

1. 8mile - no explanation really needed. 2. Quitongo's Left Peg - a faux-intellectual fantasist. 3. The_Kincardine - a man enraged by asterisks is no man at all. 4. Weeperdee - perennial attention seeker. 5. lithgyjambo - thinks children are sexy. Avoid.

The_***cardine will be up there.

Neilson's selection antics on Sunday did bring back the horrible memory of Shady Specs McGlynn playing Ryan McGowan as an attacking midfielder.

#OpMcHattie :lol:

If you can't have another old ***, then how about another Hearts cast-off?! #OpMcHattie

#BudgementDay2

^^^ shat it.

Just as well you won't be leading transfer negotiations for Hearts. We want an inflated value that overstates his ability (or potential ability).

PB is a gentleman and a scholar. He should be reinstated post-haste.

#Perthshire https://perthgazette.co.uk/08/07/entertainment/taylor-swift-calvin-harris-set-to-buy-house-in-perthshire/

I like to keep an eye on the Norwegian Tippeligaen. Rosenborg are on course to win their win league title since 2010. It seems a long time now since they were regulars in the group stages of the Champions League. Stabaek, managed by former USMNT coach Bob Bradley, are 2nd, despite having one of the smallest budgets in the league. Henrik Ojamaa - formerly of Motherwell of course - is on loan at Sarpsborg, but hasn't found the net in ten appearances. It's been a goalfest this weekend too:

oh noes how will we cope????????????!1!