kennysmassiveego

Think I’ll need to ask for a definition here benny

Little Billy was watching TV in his bedroom . He comes downstairs and asks “ Dad , what’s love juice ? ‘ His father looks at him horrified but decides to explain to him all about sex and why a women’s vagina gets wet . Billy just sits there with his mouth open wide in amazement . His dad then asks “ what were you watching son anyway ?” Billy replies “ Wimbledon “

The phone rings and the wife answers A pervert breathing heavily says “ I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?” The wife replies “ yes I do , he’s watching TV .. who should I say is calling ?”’

Aberdeen held to a 0 v 0 draw by Connors Nomads , typical dons away performance

I’m with kinky on that one cracking set of seats tbf all that’s missing is the wee ashtray in the armrest

Hope the boy recovers fully and moves to an English club and has a stellar non sectarian riddled career . My main concern is that any knee operation on a footballer usually results in a downturn in their career , can’t think of too many that recovered and went onto be better post op

Pish Tunnock s teacakes > everything

I’m willing to bet you never heard McAvennie 20 odd years ago . Times change and back then he was considered a good booking for many a gentleman’s dinner as his booking fee of some £3000 iirc shows . You can’t command those sort of fees if nobody wants to hear you speak . It’s all about opinions I suppose and after a good dinner and plenty of booze , yes I found his inane chat and stories amusing and no homophobia as far as I recall , whether I would want to spend time with him outside of that environment and after his most recent comments ? I’m certain that would be a no from me now. I wouldn’t go around calling people cretins for attending charity evenings , yes I was aware who was “ on the bill” and yes I could have bought a ticket and not gone , but I chose to attend as there were other people in my company to consider and at that time McAvennie as I said was a crowd pleaser . It’s very easy to retrospectively examine the company ,however fleeting ,you sometimes kept but to make rash judgements on my beliefs based on that is very poor IMO

What particularly?

Frankie is stuck in the 80’s and still thinks it’s OK to make sexist/ racist /sectarian jokes I’ve heard him on several occasions and his “patter or chat “ is always the same , the fact the red tops went to him for comment shows that they too haven’t moved on much

Frankie boy used to be good for an after dinner speech on the charidee circuit but in today’s snowflake generation he’s very much derided and can’t move on . The red tops also by definition haven’t moved on .

Bonner showing himself up again with his poor knowledge of anything that isn’t Celtic

See we get our usual sH1te Xmas fixtures

If you did that freehand ...kudos mate

Good luck to big Scott never let us down when he played for us .

1 Celtic 2 sevco 3 Hibs 4 Aberdeen 5 Killie 6 Hearts 7 Motherwell 8 St Johnstone 9 Ross County 10 Livingston 11 StMirren 12 Hamilton St Mirren to repeat the repelling of a Dundee team from climbing out of the seaside leagues

Kilmarnock FC thanks Turnbull , they can now afford Stephen O’Donnell

I met a girl at a party last night . I said “ you remind me of my little toe “ She said “because I’m small and petite ?” “ No . I’ll probably bang you later on the table when I’m pissed “

Blazie is the most recent herpetic infection on this thread , and like herpes will eventually die if treated correctly people .

Ahem, nothing wrong with being from Kilwinning thank you very much. Some of us managed to evolve into intelligent lifeforms. Think this mutant has spent the last 8 years learning how to use a keyboard after someone set the account up for him. Sorry moomie . Keep Blaze downwind of you , you know what orcs are like

Can’t be an orc He’s from Kilwinning in Ayrshire Home of lodges , bullets in envelopes , red white n blue bunting , XXXXL football tops .... As you were

Stewart has had approximately 7 mangers in his career and only 2 have managed to get him play to his potential , Hartley and SSC . Good luck slippy

. . . . ^^^ what’s your point

Anybody that wears a football top to a church /chapel/mosque/synagogue should be garrotted

Why are men smarter during sex? Because during sex they’re plugged into a f**king-know it -all