kennysmassiveego

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records . Then the librarian told me I had to take it out before she called security.

‘It’s a boy !” I shouted with tears rolling down my face “ I don’t believe it. A boy !” Its at that moment I decided I’d never visit Thailand again .

That’s the rumour

We wish !! BB has allegedly spunked a lot of dosh on Angelo with a 3 year contract , I just hope he consulted Michael Johnston re some get out clauses

Don’t think the term “ old firmy “ is apt tbf . We just acted like any other set of fans would have done when their team has a stellar period or run of form and had it happened to your team you’d have reacted in a similar vein, see Hearts for the 1st third of last season . Keep the comments and jibes coming because as you know football fans have long long memories

This is backed up by the pre game interview on KillieTV , it looked as if they couldn’t stand each other.

FFS could only read so many of the posts before I started to feel billious , the heads gone thread on P&B would be a good destination for a fair few of them tbf

Oh well back to struggling in the league . Cant argue with any of the above comments as we got what we deserved , if the comment about the players and AA are true then Billy Bowie may well have a decision to make .AA is perhaps trying to make us a more “expansive footballing team” with players that can’t quite adapt to this style , time will tell . Im off to punish myself by looking in on Killiekickback

Went to primary school with a girl who quite often wet her pants in the classroom and liked to show off her fanny too . She wasn’t a looker then and I read recently she had been nicked for soliciting in Kilmarnock . I just wonder what services she provided for her clients ?

There is no battery acid in the batteries in the back of a remote Pedantery of MT levels

Doesn’t have too , the ref thought it was ....good enough for me and I assume Craig and Killie fans and most non old firm fans ... but not for you ,enjoy your night I am .

Jealousy dripping off the keyboard Hope all teams do well and all of them get into the league’s which I know is a long shot as it will mean we have more money than all the rest of the non entities in the league satisifying Cerberus ‘s jealousy !

The former US ambassador Meyers stated on sky news that there had been several similar reports from UK ambassadors during his time as a diplomat . That’s the problem with having a “ business man” in the White House with no political or diplomatic experiences , sh!t like this goes on all the time but it doesn’t impact on the machinery of government or diplomacy between the countries , nor is it commented on . You just need to have an ultra thin skinned twat like Trump to get wind of it and all hell breaks loose . im reading In Defence of the Realm atm about MI5 and MI6 and part of the job is to compile reports on foreign governments and this sort of thing was happening in the 1930’s and often the UK and USA and commonwealth security agencies would read the reports before the PM or president , and often water them down so as not to cause offence before presenting them to their masters .

Looks like big AA is getting the catenaccio right before all else

Green

Is Reekie Dock agent Scotland on speed ?

Wrong

It’s certainly not IMO

Need more details tbh of-this religious bile you were talking about

Think I’ll need to ask for a definition here benny

Looks like she’s just finger blasted a smurf and missed her nose going for the sniff test

Another management failure for the Neville family

You know a game is sh1te when the Mexican wave starts

Dion Dublin > VAR . Just use him in Qatar

England’s captain playing like a diddy there