JamieThomas

I made a not particularly subtle point the other day that you can have a dig at Budge without bringing her gender or looks into it. In fact, it's really easy. Should I make it again?

Rules were rules when it came to lobbing cash at teams before the vote, so I'm afraid it's minus points for every team that goes into admin.

Tbf I've only seen it two or three times, but it's definitely there.

17 yes voting enemies of Gorgie in the mud.

Plus Ann Budge is ugly

Nah, as TC said we'd lose 3 million blabs off the turnover but most of the highly paid playing squad will be punted with relegation clauses anyway. The point is 41 clubs aren't to suffer any kind of disadvantage but Hearts are - uniquely - required to pipe the f**k down and suck it up because, as far as I can tell from P&B, St Johnstone fans hate us and Ann Budge is ugly.

Whereas the clubs on their knees for 5k are being run like Saudi Aramco.

It's good politics to always use the most extreme number possible.

41 clubs being asked to lose varying levels of pocket change: "THIS CANNOT BE" Hearts being fucked out of £3 million: "LOL" I'm beginning to think a few of the lads on this website are being a wee bit disingenuous...

That's plenty tbh

He's certainly got the Celtic lads on Twitter sputtering into their soup.

"Ann Budge is more dense than the boy that punted the best part of a million blabs to Prince Adewale" is probably the most damning indictment this board has ever seen.

Serious question btw, why are St Johnstone the fanbase so utterly foaming at the mouth raging for us to go down? Is it because we called Swanson a fat w**k, because if so I'll happily have a word with the lads and upgrade it to "chubby melt" to get you back onside. We're all in this together.

It'd ironically be the strongest argument she'd ever made.

This is also now my stance because I've seen how irrationally mad it makes fans of trivial clubs.

It's been mentioned dozens of times. If you want to deliberately ignore that, it's literally no skin off my tits.

Was nice to see some barely disguised anger in my FoH email today. Obviously they're going to do f**k all about it, but at least I know they're seething.

Far be it from me to drop fact into you lads' lives, but what Budge said is it's bollocks to say Dundee United HAVE to come up at Hearts expense because they've spent hunners on Shankland, because we too have spent hunners on Boyce etc. It's not a particularly difficult argument to grasp tbh, and yet here we are.

Because there's an oddball train of thought that pervades among them that if the season is declared null and void Celtic win f**k all and go back to zero titles in a row rather than eight.

Finally we've established that the real victim in all of this has been Dundee.

Has Jeremy fucking Beadle come back from the grave?

Ah, the compromise of the two main teams screaming about getting unfairly punted out of their leagues still getting unfairly punted out of their leagues. Can't see any holes in that one, lads.

Thank you. Everyone may now go back about their business.

I'm just out my pit, so did anything actually happen today? No hot takes, no "patter", no war & peace shit, just a yes or no will suffice. Thx.