JamieThomas

That was Scot Gardiner though, we sacked him and everything. Perhaps you lads should just go back to calling her an ugly bitch.

I didn't listen to Tom English today (and nor will I, I'm not an oddball), but because he supports what I want I can confirm he was 100% correct.

SPFL porkies again, eh? Tut tut.

Having now spoken to my impeccable source, let's just say there were 39 targets ripe for idle and malicious speculation.

Catholic v Protestant is low energy stuff. Since I moved here I've embraced the evangelical white supremacism tbh

Them and Dundee will be fine as they're on the payroll. "Hoop takers", if you will.

I certainly won't, because like the last time I won't be watching a solitary second of it.

Can he play in goals

You're mistaking me for some goon who didn't have the entire first team squad, an abattoir and a bolt gun on his christmas list. Doesn't mean we're not rolling in it.

We've more money down the back of the sofa than 90% of the league combined have in the bank.

Any clues about the club? Clearly we can rule out Celtic, Hearts, St Mirren and Dundee, but that leaves 38 targets ripe for idle and malicious speculation.

Are you suggesting it's too many to count? Oh.

Every Hearts fan will deal with the team being thrown out of the league and shagged out of 3 million blabs in their own way.

Maybe reaching, but there's nothing Pet said that isn't factually correct.

I mean, if we're going to be objective here

The Democrats are ran for and by much the same people as Republicans, they're just a bit nicer to your face. Whether it's Biden or Trump not much will change in their lives, they'll get richer either way. Sanders however may have cost them a few quid to make the lives of the poors somewhat less wretched, and they couldn't have that. What the voters want is utterly immaterial.

All but two players agree to wage cuts. Pleasing because it'll bam up cretins, but at the same time disappointing as I'd have absolutely loved to see 90% of them joining the unemployment line.

Dunno man, I'll jump in my DeLorean and try and find out

I've just had a look at Twitter and found out it's solely Michael Stewart's fault/decision that the DUP cretin was on. Thank you for your service Celtic da's.

No, she's saying she won't pay them, and any player that doesn't like it can **** off - a message I wholeheartedly endorse.

Yep, I don't think any Hearts fan believes there will be voluntary reconstruction. That's why our "lifebelt" will be other clubs going out of business, which will be both hilarious and utterly, utterly pleasing.

Lovely stuff from the Teddy Bears, true good guys of the Scottish game.

I injected my lungs with bleach earlier and can confirm that I definitely won't die of Covid.

I don't think she's mental, just a piece of shit.