JamieThomas

Mind that time Benni McCarthy wanted to be Hearts manager but instead we got Beni Baningime? Now imagine I posted "I think I'm in love" by Spiritualized because I'm too drunk to

Bain's positioning was *somewhat* suspect for the second, but as Petrov said at full time the goal was far more about the line the defence took at the free kick.

Well now

Giving it 18 minutes before I'm openly weeping at the sheer drabness of our play. What can I say? I'm an optimist.

Welcome to the website. You're going to love my shtick

It's a halfhearted attempt to tie in last year's email nonsense with this year's, but moreso me letting the website know I'm still absolutely seething about it

Now I'm no one of they Ray Tomlinsons, but I'm beginning to think Dundee's decision to run their email via a free account from an old AOL cd was less than prudent

Hubristic answer: HEARTS JUGGERNAUT ROLLS ON BABY Kick the stool from under me answer: Our only signing is a wee dweeb on loan from Brighton, they'll no need the Covid to launch us this time Nearest the mark answer: I'll be happy if I just see some effort in circa 50% of our games

Tbf I've met 3 people on P&B and I'd be confident I'd garner at least 2000 more votes than Murdo

Oh, aye - he's an opportunistic piece of human garbage. But, he is English. If, however, Murdo Fraser does the same then he can go f**k himself into the sun at a speed human capacity is unable to comprehend. Oh, wait.

No issue with that at all, he is the prime minister of England Hundred things Scottish people could get upset about with English politicians. Supporting England isn't one of them.

As soon as a news outlet shares opinion, then it becomes no more news than Loose Women is. Beyond anything else, why the f**k would I need anyone else's opinion on the matters of the day? I've many of my own, some of which I'd even share in public.

That's a heartfelt defence from Allan Preston, but the glaring problem I have with it is that he's a resounding fuckwit that I wouldn't listen to if he was holding forth on the colour of shite.

Loic Damour just played a game of football. That this has happened in the same year that the US government confirmed aliens exist is no coincidence.

Fair play to Andy Irving for pulling off the most bizarre HMFC transfer of all time, no mean feat given the last 15 years.

Not especially impressed by the independence gatekeeping, but I suppose it's all went decently. Might actually need to pat the arse of Salmond and his cabal of right wing screwballs to get over the line, so I'd think it wise not to spit on them. But, tbf I've only been right about politics once.

Some of you fuckers are alright. See you in 15 months x

Why didn't these people just vote Lib Dem

Is this good

Well I mean the stuff about her being an ugly hag and sucking off Craig Levein wasn't because she's a bad owner.

To think I took the huff with this website (whilst riding high after being voted the 5th best Hearts poster) because of the misogyny towards Budge, and now I'm not sure I like her very much. Alanis Morrissette stuff.

Lads I'm beginning to think other fans might start making fun of us

Is this an inside joke

I don't want to be rude, but anyone who thinks Boyce isn't an automatic pick for any team in Scotland outside of Celtic and Rangers is borderline mentally handicapped. As I said, I don't want to be rude.