JamieThomas

What I would say now I've had several cans of encouragement is that I had no idea why United appointed Tam Courts after dumping the Viz character. Fair play, he seems like he's got something about him.

tbf I still hate Tommy McLean most

John Robertson and Willie Johnston are the two ex-players I would single out as being absolutely stand up gents. Both were far kinder to a fucking idiot (that's me) than they needed to be, but I will always be appreciative. There's one ex-Hearts manager that I wouldn't piss on for his behaviour, but I won't mention his name. Suffice to say it rhymes with cock.

I've spent much of my time on this website promoting a detached/nonchalant shtick when it comes to Hearts but now we've finally ditched the tepid, timid dogshit of the last half decade plus I'm inclined to chuck that. Every time* I watch us now I just want to hug every c*nt. It's great. *not last week. Shut up.

The Ayr United one I bet

Has there been a widely accepted worst thread in pie and Bovril history because unless there were was one highly in favour of shagging Tories, this it. I can actually taste the virginity in some of these posts

The three seasons we won the Cup. Everything else ranges from a shrug to an absolute disgrace

Long term followers of my posts will note that I didn't say "Draw" for this one.

Tbf it was Bacuna with the throat grab against us. Aribo merely escaped a red card for trying to break a fellow pro's leg.

I could get a lot of mileage out this

Draw.

It's testament to Griffiths' many many "escapades" that no-one remembers the time he nipped 500 sheets from his disabled uncle. Anyway, score draw. Nap.

I ken I'm late but "Scotland doesn't exist anymore because the UK does but you jocks all hate the basturt English (who by extension don't exist either") is utterly incredible btw

Did Celtic win the European cup in 1967

Are there still decent human beings who pay their tv licence? Couldn't be me.

It's going to be great, and referees will never cheat in favour of the Old Firm again.

Club with a piece of fucking garbage owner signs a piece of garbage racist manager. Fans act like racist pieces of garbage. WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED

I mean all of this is objectively true, but when folk from Glasgow etc say "Edinburgh", they mean "George Street". Take a pub tour of Gorgie. Go for a pint in Musselburgh. Christ, if you're posh head down to Stockbridge and the boozers they've got down there. What not to do is go to the one place in Edinburgh where all the helmets congregate then say "Edinburgh's full of helmets"

It's a stretch of a gif, I'll give you that

Almost green dotted this, then almost red dotted it. Let that be a lesson. Inverness always a great weekend too. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN SEE THE CHANGES THAT HAVE COME OVER ME

Oh come on, we both know 90% of Hearts fans are utterly unbearable idiots

Now I'm on my high horse, wee places that are more or less a high street like Linlithgow, North Berwick and Burntisland are easy to enjoy too. Basically if you want to have a shite time, you will. Couldn't be me.