Mark Connolly

A friend of our family is a doctor, and when he was a junior in A&E in Glasgow Royal in the late 90s, he had to treat a guy who had been struck in the head with a sword. When he asked the patient "What kind of sword?", the response was "Just an ordinary sword, son"

Miles into page two, and it's like George Ezra doesn't exist. If only that was the case

It's the line they wish they had written for Dirty Harry

Has Ronnie told the media he doesn't care and that every modern player is shite yet?

Road to Rio Road to Perdition

Given this was a bid to be Sweden's entry in 2009, this is probably the best thread for this. How many 80s/90s songs can you rip off in the one tune?

YAAAS Dortmund!

Funny if he sends Sancho off

And folk say you're a weirdo...

Frozen Frozen

"Youse are all fun police, it wiz just a handful of bairns enjoying themselves, don't be a scrooge" seems to be the response of choice for the morons

Will Skelton, Posolo Tuilagi and Uini Atonio. Which rugby players would you like to see tasered?

This will be the 5th game I’ve attended this season. The sequence so far is 5-0 win, 0-0 draw, 5-0 win, 0-0 draw. I’m not that much of a gambler, but I’d encourage anyone who is to put everything they have on neither of those score lines.

Shocker from Detry

If they can get in at -26 they have a real chance

Bob and Detry only 3 behind but we're not getting to see them ETA: there they are!

IIRC Billy McNeill and Eric Caldow were unsuccessful list candidates

They were lining up along the advertising boards from about the 85th minute ready to go. I'm no fan of pitch invasions in general, but can accept them as a euphoric reaction to a last minute winner in a massive game or something similar, but last night was just pre-planned cuntery. And as I said last night, the fact they did it after arguably our worst performance of the season was just utterly embarrassing.

It was missing the live scores and live tables from the rhs when I looked on the live coverage page. You could click a tab at the top to get the scores or the table, but not both at the same time. Absolute fucking shambles

The guy who came on as a sub for Care has now scored twice

Karl Dickson, ex-Harlequins scrum half, has just absolutely shat out of red carding current Harlequins scrum half Danny Care for the second time. Care has committed two yellow card offences 5m from his own line having already been yellow carded for head on head contact. Care has now been subbed off after Dickson goes through the world's most mealy mouthed explanation of why he is cheating

Recommend looking up the Erdős–Bacon number as well. That combines a person's degree of separation from Kevin Bacon with their degree of separation from mathematician Paul Erdős.

Northampton v Quins on from Twickenham at the moment. Danny Care leading with the head again, but this time it was on Courtney Lawes rather than some nobody Glasgow player so he gets a yellow.