Mark Connolly

You're welcome. I'm still feeling pretty smug tbh

Scheffler is obviously doing ridiculous things at the moment, which has made it easy to miss that Nelly Korda is doing exactly the same on the LPGA. She leads by 4 with 8 to go as she attempts to win her 5th tournament in a row. She missed the green at 10, but chipped in for birdie on what has been the hardest hole of the week

They don't "just about find a way to win", you fucking moron, they have actually won. And as I'm typing, he's actually said it again

He's a Championship keeper on about a 1000th of your wages, you fucking p***k

Shite

Alan Shearer-style

YAAAAS!

I would love it if "Bruno" missed his penalty

f**k right off

SCENES!!!

I thought you were predicting it...

Precedent, perhaps?

Fernandes is a greedy wee shite. Three players lined up for a tap-in in the middle there

Not according to Lee Dixon

Pelanty!!!

Just before the shot and Onana save? Absolutely.

Fucking bank holiday weekend as well.

Silva surely has to be booked there?

You have to give credit where it's due, that tiny minority always produces a sound far louder than you'd expect

At least Aberdeen made a game of it yesterday

Hearts realise the object of the game is to put the ball in the other team's goal, right?

John Souttar booking his spot on his own couch for the summer

TBF, today he's made 3 interventions that have stopped clear chances

He's nowhere near the ball

He's been decent, and seems to be a calming influence on the defence. I'd be more than happy to start a Premiership season with him, though I do admit that judgement may be clouded by our previous bad experience