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Make the place look and smell better?

And of course, Green starts saying "we're too big for Scotland" looks for an Atlantic League / English set up and Airdrie are then left in Scotland as "the new Rangers"..........Gulp. Then again, they are likely to be completely ****ed before this happens

When in doubt, Life of Brian can be useful - "Splitters!"

Does HMRC have a Facebook page we can "like"?

OK, so we have had King and Green battling it tonight via the media over what is best for the stricken club. Surely it's time for Mr P Murray and the BK's to put in an appearance within the next 24 hours? I can't believe the won't pop up into the debate. Let's see what happens.......

I really don't think the SFA are going to think "We're in charge of the game here, but you know what, that chap Green has a point you know The other 41 clubs don't matter and neither do we. Rangers ARE Scottish football. All of it. From Peterhead to Palmerston. We are all insignificant and Rangers are the barometer of the Scottish game. I'm glad he's cleared that up. We had been deluding ourselves for years. Time to go home for a lie down and a nice cup of tea". Aye right. Mr Green, with your new best friends H&D you have painted yourselves into a corner beautifully. Suspension or expulsion? We can see you sweating already in that grey suit.

It would really be rather amusing. It would be a way of letting them put themselves out of their misery. They could still sign players and no financial penalties, but the fans simply couldn't face turning up to support a team in these colours. Crowds would dwindle, someone would set up a new diddy style team that represented the "real" Rangers and a split would start, leading to the implosion of Ibrox. I think it's a potential winner

Make them play in green and white hoops?

"Disaster for Scottish football"? "Severe impact on Scottish football?" Er, no Mr Green.. The team I follow (like many others) is part of Scottish football and has had no benefit whatsover from Rangers existing over the last few years. Those in the SPL have suffered from years of your team's cheating and now failure to pay bills. Your team are also potentially due the Scottish people some £75 milion. That could buy a lot of hospitals and schools. So, my bit of Scottish football does not see "disaster" or any sort of "severe impact" looming. But I know you do

And it does seem the appropriate colour for him

Jeez, it's all gone a bit quiet. Is everyone at a Street Party?

Well, he used to be in horses and now he's buying a donkey......

We'll recognise each other by being in a fitba' ground at 3pm on a Saturday, watching our teams whether they win, lose or draw. Something OF fans are unable to comprehend.

But does it have the dough?

Perhaps we could create a Newloaf? It would be based on stale bread, but mixed with preservatives to keep the traditional looks. We could then try and market it to customers of alternative brands and see if they are taken in by it? My personal view is that it should be sliced very, very thinly............

The Ref?

Who are these people that decide that the price of a plain loaf must go up? Are they bread people? Do they understand bread? I think there is a need for transparency NOW!

Banzai! Place your bets NOW....

The fact you suggest there may be "public order implications" is one of the key reasons why decency and the integrity of Scottish football must prevail. We are fed up of the Ugly Sisters and their "heritage" and threats in 21st century Scotland. Why should we put up with bullies? Or is it because some people love the 4x a season hate-fest and hospital (and prison) filling that is allegedly the only reason Scottish football can get a TV deal. Well me, and countless other diddy fans have had enough. We love football, not religion and violence. We have local, intense rivalries that don't descend into bloodshed or have to be played at 12.30 on a Sunday so the crowd can behave themselves. Enough is enough

I think I could live with that.....

Greenies all round?

To pass the time until midnight, why don't we see what well known films could be re-made by Hollywood to portray this fiasco. Starter for ten: E(B)T

Do you think the BBC server will go down when there's a massive switch from P&B at midnight? Might be the second big building on the souths side of the Clyde where the lights go out.

Love the quote "Rangers are going nowhere". How true, how true...

And remember the decision is based on balance of probabilities (civil), not beyond reasonable doubt (criminal) (I'm not a lawyer, but I'm pretty sure how it works)