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Train from Dundee to Inverkeithing at the weekend, typically stowed out. I'm in the aisle seat at the end of the carriage with a girl sitting at the window. Guy gets on and stands behind our seats between us and the wall, next to the door at the end of the carriage. Christ knows how long goes by of me sending messages on my phone, checking Facebook etc before realising this guy is leaning on the back of our seats with his elbows, effectively hanging over us, in a position to be peering over our shoulders at what we're doing. Girl next to me also notices and shifts awkwardly so as to stop him snooping on her messages. Then the c**t starts coughing. Thankfully I got off pretty soon afterwards but was ready for smacking him.

Shared Bebo x

A friend liked a status on mine where someone was announcing that out of respect for those killed, she wouldn't be posting again tonight. I mean, for Christ sake.

Happened to me a few weeks ago. Two weans born around 5am and by 6.30am, at least three members of my partner's family had posted congratulations with names and pics in some cases - not to us, but on their own walls, tagging us in the statuses. This was before I'd managed to tell any of my aunts, uncles, cousins and close friends. I had to quickly put up a post myself about them so that if anyone logged on that morning, they would hopefully find out the news from me and not others. Fair to say I wasn't all that chuffed. The most important event of your life and you've got folk breaking the news for you. Lovely...

Some roaster on my Facebook liked this today:

^^^ Another embarrassment for the Catholic Church IMO.