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Whatever floats your boat. Lager and squidgy black suit me

Aye, that's a pipe dream

Off the Ball usually gets stick but the guest today was superb. Jed somebody. Encyclopedic knowledge of Scottish fitba from 1800s to today. Great listening

Ffs don't confuse him

Sloth, short termism, inadequate management, low skills and easy gratification is how many would describe Johnson

If that conversation actually happened I imagine Tierney would have replied "fack do you mean, my fault"

Weegie press kite flying? Timing is weird as we aren't playing any of the Glasgow teams for a couple of months unless we have a friendly with Partick I don't know about

Think how Fritzl's daughter feels

Was it not Coutts who was interviewed and basically said he's staying in England? Whoever it was didn't have any desire to play for Aberdeen by what I heard.

Renewed for season 7 a little while back

They dropped the same points against Killie with and without Stewart. He's not gonna be the messiah and much as I liked him I would never big him up just because he's signed for that club

John Hughes on and he doesn't know too much about David Turnbull, "I haven't watched him", "What position is his best", "He should sign for Celtic and wages will come" Absolute joke for a guest /He just added if the Old Firm come calling you have to go Promoting the death of young players careers and getting paid for it

Is it one of Griffiths kids? Nae wonder he doesn't believe in 6 month birthdays

Why, we never really knew him

I bought an Elephone from amazon and filled in the return page within hours of receiving it. Dog slow, random crashing and just a big bit shit. Some Chinese phones are hit and miss. My BlooBoo Maya was decent for a year then dragged. This Huawei P20 is the dogs bollocks tho and if the next one's come without Google, FB stuff then I'll be delighted

There's no chip on his shoulder. It's a sack of tatties. Bitter man considering Aberdeen helped St J win a trophy

Wasn't Unison, more like Unite. They're always downing tools

Going by reports I read today, you would be attending a sash bash. Shameful behaviour for an Edinburgher. /he was adopted from there

I hope your next sh1te is a hedgehog. Too far

The all inclusive Celtic family disparaging the North again. At least you posted in the correct thread this time

I forgot the folk manning the ticket stalls. Agopolies

Is "loon" safe?

"Our families are in entertainment or teaching so may not make it" Teachers get bladdered the last day of any Bank Holiday weekend anyway. You would need to. Primary/Secondary kids can be beyond evil. As for those in the entertainment industry, take another break luv, like last month and the one before

I think the fact he's still hunting for 3 backers will be enough to nullify him. No phone call needed

Not a fan of Rory but he wants to finish the Brexit party so that's a plus point. He's really not a fan of Nige