Oooh, i have lots:
i was at a gig last night, pogo'ed a lot, and today walking is very painful. Climbing stairs is close to impossible.
my new mattress was getting delivered to the flat, anytime after 7am. They showed up at 1.30pm. Now could they not have told me that they'd be after midday at least?
a paint colour i picked for the flat, which looked cream on the chart, looks peach on the wall. Pish.
Morton are joint-joint-top of the league though, so all of the above is inconsequential