deejay1

Your worse than a woman mate - pathetic!!!

Hahaha aw deary me man, I wish this boy yous are on about would come on here or even better share his name mate? Come on don't be shy we are all ears!!! I see you like the park mate.....

Aw well you must be right then

still an uncanny resemblence

Correct mate Terrible injury

Mate come on eh lol?! You scoffed yer pies aye - ya absolute mess Did u pipe in coz u thot he said chips?

Chris who?

Dinnae mention tarts when magoos aboot he'll eat this thread

Hahaha mate really??? Come on lad bet your seething that you know your wrong, back to the drawing board chubbs

hahaha brilliant mate - your clutching at straws man - pathetic really but good to see your no further forward Send us all the link mate I want a wee read Your a big pudding...... true story

Close to Tranent I'll give you that

Hahaha well you will get done with wasting police time my good friend While you were on the phone to them should have tried to get answers for that coupon of yours - they might have no been able to shed any light on it tho - probably would need special branch to take that task on. #BEHEMOTH

How about grow a set of balls and just say who you are? Or you embarrassed about how you've acted to come out and admit to who you are. Some of the chat is tragic Yeah you are spot on mate - good post

I found major help did you no see that - don't tell me your eyes are like magoos Aw dry your eyes man I injured my knee against bsc i think.................and magoo that doesn't stand for "broon sauce chief"

I've found major help mate - what do I do now.....

Just like yer team you have threw in the towel when the roasting gets too much....... Yous are happy to give it out eh, but different story when you get it back Yer a Lightweight (unlike magoo i may add) Oh and this season's whitehill team is the worst pal - table doesn't lie ya thick fcuker

I don't know the guys name - if you could kindly pm me it but I doubt you will do that?

dry your eyes man go have a pie cheer yourself up can't believe how much this is your double - keep looking at it to cheer me up ma wee round pal

Mate if the feds traced you they would relocate you to canada thinking you were a grizzly bear Mind you they would need about 40 tranquilizer darts to knock you out

Mate I'm no even sure what you are I mean come on... you are a hideous beast on the best of days - your mum must have thought what the f**k is that when you came out. Is it true you tipped the scales at 4 and a half stone when you were born and you were delivered by forklift truck lol

Calm doon mate don't shit the bed - Magoo won't batter you - mind you he is fond of a chippy so he might batter you lol I know one thing I'm no the man Magoo thinks I'am.

Seperated at birth man hahahahahaha You are one ugleeeeeee mutha fucka - look at they eyes (or lack of) lol

Fatrick - eh I mean Patrick come on mate you can do better than that!!! Your goal for the day in between scoffing is to guess who I'am. Oh as a wee teaser in between times guess the missing word to this song (picture clue added to help)... What's that coming over the hill is it a......

Brilliant - you are probs sitting at your PC on your 3rd pie of the day thinking shit who is he then??? And then turning to the mirror and saying "where the fcuk are my eyes" they are behind the layers mate don't worry just well camouflaged with the piles of lard